the bruises where I hit my kneecaps? Took both doctors to
haul me back on my feet!
[ She laughs—she always laughs like
hell at herself. ]
Big Daddy was furious with me! But ain't that wonderful
news?
[ Facing bathroom again, she
continues: ]
After all the anxiety we been through to git a report like that on Big
Daddy's birthday? Big Daddy tried to hide how much of a load that news
took off his mind, but didn't fool me. He was
mighty close to crying about it himself!
[ Goodbyes are shouted downstairs, and she
rushes to door. ]
Hold those people down there, don't let them
go!— Now , git dressed,
we're all comin’ up to this room fo’ Big Daddy's
birthday party because of your ankle.—How's his ankle,
Maggie?
MARGARET:
Well, he broke it, Big Mama.
BIG MAMA:
I know he broke it.
[ A phone is ringing in hall. A Negro voice
answers: “Mistuh Polly's
res'dence.” ]
I mean does it hurt him much still.
MARGARET:
I'm afraid I can't give you that information, Big Mama.
You'll have to ask Brick if it hurts much still or not.
SOOKEY [ in the
hall ]:
It's Memphis, Mizz Polly, it's Miss Sally in Memphis.
BIG MAMA:
Awright, Sookey.
[ Big Mama rushes into the hall and is heard
shouting on the phone: ]
Hello, Miss Sally. How are you, Miss Sally?—Yes, well, I
was just gonna call you about it. Shoot!—
[ She raises her voice to a
bellow. ]
Miss Sally? Don't ever call me from
the Gayoso Lobby, too much talk goes on in that hotel lobby, no wonder you
can't hear me! Now listen, Miss Sally. They's
nothin’ serious wrong with Big Daddy. We got the report just now,
they's nothin’ wrong but a thing called a—spastic! SPASTIC!—colon . . .
[ She appears at the hall door and calls to
Margaret. ]
—Maggie, come out here and talk to that fool on the phone.
I'm shouted breathless!
MARGARET [ goes
out and is heard sweetly at phone ] :
Miss Sally? This is Brick's wife, Maggie. So nice to hear your voice.
Can you hear mine? Well, good!—Big Mama just wanted you to know that they've
got the report from the Ochsner Clinic and what Big Daddy has is a spastic colon.
Yes. Spastic colon, Miss Sally. That's right, spastic colon. G'bye, Miss Sally, hope I'll see you real
soon!
[ Hangs up a little before Miss Sally was
probably ready to terminate the talk. She returns through the hall
door. ]
She heard me perfectly. I've discovered with deaf people the
thing to do is not shout at them but just enunciate clearly. My rich old Aunt
Cornelia was deaf as the dead but I could make her hear me just by sayin’
each word slowly, distinctly, close to her ear. I read her the Commercial Appeal ev'ry night, read her the classified ads in it,
even, she never missed a word of it. But was she a mean ole thing! Know what
I got when she died? Her unexpired subscriptions to five magazines and the
Book-of-the-Month Club and a LIBRARY full of ev'ry dull
book ever written! All else went to her hellcat of a sister . . . meaner than
she was, even!
[ Big Mama has been straightening things up
in the room during this speech. ]
BIG MAMA [ closing
closet door on discarded clothes ]:
Miss Sally sure is a case! Big Daddy says
she's always got her hand out fo’ something. He's not mistaken.
That poor ole thing always has her hand out fo’ somethin’. I
don't think Big Daddy gives her as much as he should.
[ Somebody shouts for her downstairs and she
shouts: ]
I'm comin'!
[ She starts out. At the hall door, turns and
jerks a fore-finger, first toward the bathroom door, then toward
the liquor cabinet, meaning: “Has Brick
been drinking?” Margaret pretends not to understand, cocks her
head and raises her brows as if the pantomimic performance was completely
mystifying to her.
[ Big Mama rushes hack to
Margaret: ]
Shoot! Stop playin’ so
dumb!— I mean has he been drinkin’ that stuff much
yet?
MARGARET [ with a
little laugh ]:
Oh!