knives.â
Heâs standing over Nick with a thick arm draped on the roof of the car. Heat radiates from his heavy face, a rash on his left cheek. His hair is thinning and slicked back with sweat. The first time they met, Metzger felt compelled to inform Nick that heâs lived in his three-Âbedroom house for twelve years, longer than anyone on the block. Before the street was even paved, before the nine identical strips of asphalt and houses were thrown up, before everyone came scrambling in like the little ticks they are to suck the soil dry. Thereâs not enough water, he said, and his yellowing middle-aged eyes were glazed over. Welcome to the neighborhood. Nick promised they werenât staying.
âWanna bet?â He laughed and left.
Metzgerâs dog and his wife both died in that house. Metzger had the dog stuffed, and it stands at the foot of the stairs by the front door. He also kept his wifeâs body in their bed for four days before calling anyone. And thatâs when Nick sees it: Whatever crawls along his shoulder is thick. Metzger brushes at it without looking, and Nick nods absently, waiting. Metzger finally sees it, pinches it, and holds it up in the light from his flashlight. Itâs a cicada and itâs buzzing, trying to free itself. Metzger balls it up in his fist, turns, and hurls it into the blackness. He finds a brown shell on the lawn. âTheyâre everywhere. Look through it.â He holds it up and Nick sees the vertebrae, the eye sockets. âThat split on the back, see it, that sliver, thatâs where the little shits slither out.â He laughs and crushes the shell in his palm, dusts himself off. âGoing to Kostyaâs thing?â
âWouldnât miss it.â
Metzgerâs shaking his head. âNeighborhood barbecue with this bunch. Now, thatâs some shit I want to see.â
Nick grins, close to pulling away.
âIâm an OG!â Metzger yells, laughing, inexplicably using black Southern California slang.
Nick laughs out loud, pulls away, and then says to himself, âAnd Iâm the new breed.â
He rolls past the dark and deserted house next door to Metzgerâs: The family of four who inhabited it disappeared in the night four weeks ago, leaving behind most of their possessions. They were the first family to drop on Carousel Court. They slipped away before they were locked out or chased out. There would be more. Nick hopes one will be the man next door, suspects it might be the Mormons. He knows Phoebe wanted it to be their own house, to come home one night from ten hours in the car to find a U-Haul backed into the driveway, Nick and Kostya filling it. It wouldnât matter where they were going, just that they were leaving. Nick knows itâs just as likely that Phoebe will come home to find the locks changed, a conspicuous Day-Glo orange notice on the door from the county sheriffâs department to match the young neighborâs. Itâs a matter of time, months or weeks, he doesnât know. It requires only one or two late payments these days. It isnât whether or not it will happen but what he can do that no one else has already thought of or tried, some way to bow out gracefully, his marriage and balls intact.
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Traffic is light on the wide streets leading out of Serenos. At a red light, Nick removes a worn black-leather pouch from the glove compartment, drops into it his multi-tool with the three-inch blade and a pair of heavy-duty pliers, and removes the pepper spray and a box cutter. He spent an hour last night on the back patio by the pool sipping Heinekens, a white towel at his feet, his tools aligned just so. With one of Jacksonâs old cloth wipes and a small tin of Red Devil oil, he cleaned each of them. He heard nothing when he cleaned his tools: not the young neighbor playing his music too loud; not the plaintive wails of dogs (or were they coyotes?) from the
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