she thought sourly. Might be a better neighborhood for them . She was about to change the station, hating the way the camera dwelled on the childrenâs sad little faces while the anchor maundered on about homeless orphans at Christmastime, when the image disappeared in a crackling blizzard of electronic snow.
âDamn,â Monica said, fearing electrical problems that might slow down her little elves slaving away in their offices.
She checked her computer screen, and it was also filled with snow. âDouble damn,â she said. But as she started to turn away, the snow squiggled about like the iron filings on a magnetic drawing toy she had bought for Doug when he was a child. He hadnât liked it. Said the magnetism was bad for his project.
But like the iron filings, the black-and-white distortion suddenly took on a recognizable formâblack eyes burning a hole in an ovalâa face, of white, white snowâmouth, chin, earsâWait a minute. She knew those ears. And the noseâthat nose! The face was Dougâs. She turned around to the television. The image on the TV screen was identical to the one on the computer. How could that be? Was the television perhaps transmitting an old image of Doug and doing a follow-up story on his deathâyet another story where theyâd refer to her as âFormer IRS tax auditor, heiress Monica âMoneyâ Banksâ? But how could the computer be picking up the same image? Was one of her loyal employees screwing around with her equipment?
She had never seen this shot of Doug before. This looked like his face the day he died, after he died, except the eyes were open.
Then the mouth opened as well. âHi, Sis,â it said.
âIf this is some kind of a computer trick or a video splice, itâs childish and mean,â she said, not expecting an answer.
âItâs not, Sis, and thereâs nothing up my sleeves, either. In factââhe raised arms into the screen, arms that had rotted away in places, despite that expensive coffin, to boneââno sleeves.â
âThis is a truly tasteless joke, whoever you are. My brother may have just been a billionaire to you, but he wasââ
âYour brother. God, Moni, you can be so dense. Itâs me, Doug. I came to warn you, okay?â
â Youâre warning me ? Thatâs impossible. YouâreâI mean, Doug isâdead.â
âWell, yeah, I know. But donât get hung up on details. This was originally scheduled to just be a phone call from the dead, but I thought, Hey, you know what? Me, Doug Banks, the techie billionaire, making a simple phone callâwell, itâs not only dated; itâs completely out of character. So I was allowed to tinker with the production values and weâve arranged to bring in someone I think . . . Iâm getting carried away here . . .â
Monica smiled, not warmly. âYou always did.â
âBut Iâm not the only one, Moni. Thereâs got to be some changes made, Sis. Before itâs too late.â
âI know itâs getting late, and those idiots you hired still havenât come up with a product,â she said. âBut they do understand that they are not leaving here until they do or Iâll sue their genius asses off. Say, as long as youâre doing some computer haunting, how about haunting them and maybe giving them some otherworldly tips on how to finish this product before Databanks goes broke?â
A low moan from the computer rose to a wailing cry that completely filled the room until she had to hold her hands over her ears to make it stop. At last, when she couldnât stand any more of it, the wailing did stop.
âOh, Ssissss,â hissed the image of her brotherâs face, albeit in black and white. Youâd think such a technical genius could have managed color, but then, knowing him and the way he thought old-time movies were so cool, he might