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dresses, a dress in one hand and a bag of cosmetics in the other. She waved it all at me and started brushing her hair frantically.
    “Get up! Get up! Get up! We’re getting late Sooz. Donna will kill us. She is already dressed and ready to go!”
    I slouched in my bed.
    “I don’t feel like going Alex. You guys go on without me.”
    She frowned at me and shook her head.
    “Oh no no no! You know our pact, when a sister gets dumped, we don’t let her drown herself in sorrow. As sisters it’s our job and duty to introduce our fellow, newly single, friend to the world of hot boys and infinite opportunities. Plus, Ethen was so annoying anyways. Never found him hot, or even attractive. Don’t know why you were with him. He’s a 5 and you’re a flat 9 out of 10! 9’s NEVER date anything less than an 8!”
    I had always found Alexis’s rating funny, intriguing and true. Ethen was not a 5 though, he was somewhere a 6. He had blonde hair, broad build, was well educated, it’s just that he was a really mean and awful person which plunged his score card from 9 to a straight 6, or a 5. We had been together for a year and he couldn’t even dump face to face. I gathered myself, along with my feelings, and managed to get out of bed and get ready. I was still uncertain about the whole partying at the club thing since I am very vulnerable to alcohol. I just tagged along to respect the effort Alexis and Donna were making for me.
    As we switched driveways and entered the fully crammed commercial zone, I could almost hear the loud music blasting out of the club’s building. I felt cringe nervousness inside me, I wasn’t ready for this. I was not ready to socialize with people, let alone get drunk with and party. I dragged myself out of the cab and put a fake smile on my face.
    “Okay girls, smile. Smile but have some mystery to it. Do not fall flat for a guy. If he offers drinks, what do you do?” 
    Donna asked, sounding very condescending.
    “We turn it down and tell him we can buy ourselves a drink.”
    Alexis and I chimed.
    “Good. Smart girls”
    Donna praised us for remembering what she had been repeating for the past 30 minutes. She was like an ultimate guide book for boys. She could tell who was worth wasting your time for and who wasn’t, and she had always told me that Ethen was a selfish, thankless, useless crap of a person who would dump me over a phone call and that’s pretty much my break up scenario.
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