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or warn when you can sell. Linda decided to wait until the conversation settled down a little more before joining Sarah. Conversations tended to die once Linda entered into them.
    "I never know who has the cards," said Jerry.
    "I try to make it my business," said Sarah. "I try to make everything my business. " She spit out the words as if they were rehearsed.
    Richard, energetic and passionate now, waved the bottle about in his left hand. He held up a shirt and sprayed it. Linda moved closer to the television, but she couldn't tell if the spray had any effect. Richard sprayed the bottle on the floor and then on himself. He was obviously proud of its versatility. He looked straight at Linda and urged her to buy his product. She needed it. She needed to have what he was selling.
    "What about Linda?" asked Jerry.
    "I've known Linda for years," said Sarah. "Her husband too. "
    "I knew her," said Freddy.
    "But not like I knew her, dear. "
    Linda hated to interrupt; Sarah seemed to be enjoying herself. She wondered what it would be like to enjoy yourself. Linda continued to watch the commercial, one of those long ones, one of those that could go on for five minutes. Richard had toned down the sell and appeared to be whispering, enunciating every word. He had two bottles now, one cradled under each arm, and he was talking to Linda, directly to Linda, only to Linda.
    "Well, she shops at my store," said Jerry. "Buys a lot of makeup. Careful shopper. Always did like her. "
    "Sweetheart, you have to like someone who has a red card," said Sarah. "Kind of dangerous not to. "
    "How would I have known she had a red card?" asked Jerry.
    "I knew," said Sarah.
    "You knew she had a red card?"
    "Of course she had the card. "
    "I suspected, but I was never sure," said a voice Linda didn't recognize. He seemed to be acting more important than he actually was.
    "I've known it for years. I'm surprised you all didn't know. " Sarah paused for effect. "Oh, I forgot, you all weren't sleeping with her husband?" the crowd laughed. "Well, I guess I won't have to like her anymore," said Sarah.
    Richard made his final plea. Under him flashed a phone number, barely legible, followed by the words,"Miracle Madness, for when clean isn't clean enough. " Linda listened for the conversation to continue, but it had stalled. Even Sarah was silent.
    Linda pulled back into the hall, found a phone near the ladies' restroom, and called the toll free number.
    "I want to place an order," said Linda.
    "Which product?"
    "Miracle Madness. "
    "Oh, you are going to love it. And with that you get Miracle Madness Plus. "
    After Linda had provided her billing information, she joined Sarah and the others in the waiting room. "Sarah," she said as she rounded the partition, "I'm all done now. "
    "Wonderful," said Sarah. "You've had a hard day and it's time to get you home. "

    When the taxi dropped them off at Linda's place well after midnight, Sarah was in full motion, feeding off the energy of the evening. Linda had been quiet during the drive home, but she didn't need to speak since Sarah had rambled on without stopping. Sarah had pretty well resolved most of Linda's problems. She had told her how to improve her career— after all you can't stay a librarian your entire life . She had told her how to improve her looks— Those bangs just have to go; they do absolutely nothing for you . She had told her how to improve her general disposition— you have got to stop moping about .
    Finally Linda asked, "What do I do now?"
    "What do you mean?"
    "The handbook never talked about this part. I don't know what to do next. "
    "Well," said Sarah, "tomorrow we need to plan Mr. Jackson's funeral. I guess that would be next. "
    "Of course," said Linda.
    "Then we bury him, and then you get on with your life. "
    "We need to plan a funeral," said Linda.
    "Now don't be afraid to call if you need anything," said Sarah as they entered the house. "Really. Anything at all. "
    "Anything?"
    "Absolutely.