on each other. And rumors got peopleburned at the stake.â Mr. Bernsteinâs pretty entertaining, especially when his arms get going, but thereâs forty-three minutes to go, and I couldnât care less.
I look over at Mitchell Kennedy. His lips are moving. Mitchell repeats everything teachers say as soon as they say it. He says it helps him remember things. Whatever.
Forty-two minutes to go. Fridays, Andy and Marty have a last period spare, so Mr. J should have them here waiting for me by the bell. I close my eyes, imagine the smell of fish and pine, the sight of rock crags breaking water.
Forty-one minutes, thirty seconds to go. I count the holes in the ceilingâs acoustic tiles. I look at the poster of George Washington; I think about his wooden teeth. He kissed with those things. Did he brush them? Sand them? Did he ever get dry rot?
Forty-one minutes, twenty seconds to go. Why does time take forever?
Ow.
Eddy Harrisonâs jabbed me in the back with his pen. Full name: Edward Thomas Harrison the Third. Yeah, The Third. Thatâs why Iâve nicknamed him Eddy Duh Turd. Heâs on the football team and is majorly huge from doing weights. Not to mention steroids. The âroids havebulked him up, but they havenât helped his acne any. His zits are big as cauliflowers. He could enter them in a contest, win a prize or something.
Eddy waits a minute and jabs me again. Dad says, âBullies want a reaction. Ignore them and theyâll stop.â Dadâs stupid advice has nothing to do with bullies. Itâs about keeping me out of fights, which would get me into trouble, which would hurt his precious reputation. As in, âWhat you do reflects on this family.â Meaning him.
Eddy jabs me a third time.
I turn in my seat. âQuit it,â I whisper.
âOr what?â Eddy grins. Even his teeth have muscles.
Mr. Bernstein claps his hands. âHarrison? Sabiri?â
âSorry,â I say. âJust stretching.â
Mr. Bernstein gives us The Look, then rears back his head and goes on about witch trials. âThe accused could be tortured into confession. Evidence could be secret or based on hearsay. After all,â he tilts his eyebrows, âif the accused is guilty, who needs a fair trial?â
Dave Kincaid, in the far aisle, throws up his arm. âBut what about their rights?â
âThey didnât have any,â Mr. Bernstein says. âAnd thatâs an important point, Kincaid. Thank you for raising it. We take our civil rights for granted. We shouldnât. Theyâresomething our ancestors fought for.â
Eddy pushes the seat of my chair with his toe.
âName the civil rights we cherish most,â Mr. Bernstein challenges. He faces the blackboard, and scribbles down everything the class calls out: The right to free speech. Equality. Religion. Privacy. Assembly. A fair trial.
Eddy leans into my ear. He stinks of salami. âYou told Bernstein you and Daddy would be in Toronto today. Wuzzup? Your camel run out of gas?â
I try not to hear. Try to copy the notes from the board.
âYou deaf, Sabiri? Hunh?â
My hand shakes.
âYo, sand monkey.â
I whirl around. âGo screw yourself!â
Oh my god. Please tell me I didnât just yell âGo screw yourself.â But I did. I can tell by the silence. The look on Mitchellâs face. And the clear, cold sound of Mr. Bernsteinâs voice: âWhat did you say?â
I turn to Mr. Bernstein, prepared to die. But heâs not staring at me. Heâs staring at Eddy. âHarrison, Iâm talking to you. What did you call Sabiri?â
âNothinâ.â
âThink hard.â
Eddy taps his pen. âWho cares what I said? He swore at my mother.â
âWhat a cowardly lie!â Mr. Bernsteinâs eyes burn. âRacism has no place in this class, Harrison. Report to Vice Principal McGregor.â
Eddy gets up slowly,
The Duchesss Next Husband