the live tents said, âHey! What are you two doing with my goat?â
Miguel said, âWhatâs your goat doing with us?â
A dry coughing noise made them all turn. A rusty moped put-putted past them, a red wagon bouncing behind it, streaming smoke. The driver was dressed in white coveralls and a mesh face mask. Like a fencer. Or a villain in a slasher movie. There was only one person in Bone Gap who drove a moped while dressed like a serial killer.
âCome on,â Finn said, pointing in the direction of the moped.
âThere are all these hot girls here, and you want to follow her ?â said Miguel. âDonât you know when to give up?â
Finn was an expert at giving upâwasnât that why Sean was barely talking to him? But by now there were a few other people chasing after the sputtering, smoking machine. The group followed the moped and its rider all the way past the fairgrounds and down the main street.
A huge mass of bees dangled like a living piñata from the weathered CHAT âNâ CHEW DINER sign. The loud buzz drilled into Finnâs skull and made his teeth ache. Finn couldnât imagine how many bees there were. Hundreds? Thousands? Millions? Once, at recess, one of Finnâs teachersâMiguelâs dad, Joséâhad stepped into the nest of some ground bees. By the time Sean arrived in the ambulance, José Cordero had already been stung thirty-six times.
Now Priscilla Willis hopped off her moped and leaned it against the window of Hankâs Hardware. She plucked a smoker from the wagon. She reached up and gave the bees a few puffsbefore setting the smoker on the ground. Then she grabbed a white box from the wagon bed and placed it on the curb, a couple of feet beyond the piñata of bees. She got a sheet and tucked one end underneath the box. The other end she tied around the door handle of the diner, the sheet slung between box and door like a hammock. She crouched next to the sheet, waiting.
The people of Bone Gap crowded behind Finn and Miguel, also waiting. It didnât take long for their low mutterings to give way to louder commentary. Their voices washed over Finn the way they always did. Like a strange sort of choir music, one voice blending into the next, the refrains so familiar that he could have mouthed the words along with them.
âYour mom should keep a better eye on her bugs,â said one.
âWho says theyâre my momâs bugs?â said Priscilla, not bothering to turn toward the voice.
âDonât you keep track?â said another.
âSure,â said Priscilla. âWe beekeepers tag every bee. See that one?â she said, pointing. âSheâs number five thousand six hundred sixty-two.â
âReally?â
âEach bee also gets a tiny T-shirt with our logo.â
âNo need to get sarcastic.â
âWe own all the bees in Illinois,â Priscilla continued. âBillions and billions. Thatâs a lot of T-shirts.â A bee alighted on the girlâs hand. She didnât brush it away.
âWhatâs that box, Priscilla?â
âDonât call me Priscilla.â
âItâs the name your mother gave you.â
Priscilla didnât answer.
âFine, fine. Whatâs in the box, Petey?â
âItâs a hive body with a few frames of comb in it,â Priscilla said, in a tone that said it was the dumbest question in the history of questions.
âHer mom isnât as cranky,â a woman informed the crowd. âShe probably gets that from her daddyâs side.â
âOh, that one! He was a good-for-nothing, and thatâs the truth. Ran off with one of those jugglers from the state fair. I remember because she had that red hair.â
âStop telling tales. He didnât run off with anybody. He started walking one day and kept right on going.â
âSheâs better off without him, arenât you