fiercely, snapping out his trick teeth and raising the sharp hackles on his neck. âIâll show you whoâs tough! Iâm the toughest critter alive! Iâm all steel, and armor-plated! Iâm a rip-rarinâ thunderbolt, full oâ dynamite and lightning! Iâm gonna cut you both down to size, unzip you good, and chaw you up for the buzzards!â
He whirled upon them, using teeth and talk.
Whether it was his outrageously tough talk or his very tough teeth that did the work, Bolts didnât know. But in less than a minute his opponents gave up trying to damage his metal hide and fled with frightened yelps.
Now Bolts could hear angry shouts from the horsemen. âWhat are we going to do?â cried Comrade Pang in his sharp voice. âIf we donât catch that little monster, weâre in trouble. Whatever he is, he knows entirely too much about us.â
âGet more dogs!â bellowed Major Mangler. âGet more men! Heâs got to be stopped!â
Bolts couldnât help a slight shiver as he heard these ominous plans. Then he told himself, âAw, Iâll worry about that later. If I can handle a couple no-account curs, I can sure take on a few more.â
Feeling quite proud of himself, he turned to hunt for the little burro. But in his pride he forgot about his tail, which naturally snapped up straight. Instantly the light on the end of it flashed, and a sizzling scorpion seemed to sting him again.
âYipe!â he burst out, turning another somersault and landing hard on his sniffer. Shaken, he got to his feet. âLooks like pride goes before a fall,â he mumbled. âBut it sure is queer. Seems like a feller oughta be able to hold his tail up in proper fashion without getting himself stung. Guess I got short-changed in more ways than one.â
Carefully holding his tail down, Bolts hurried through the cactus and caught up with his companion.
âI donât know what you did to them,â said the burro, still twitching with nervousness. âBut it sounded ghastly. Perfectly ghastly. Did you completely unzip them?â
âAw,â Bolts said modestly, âit was mainly talk. Thereâs all kinds of power in the right sort of wordsâbut you sure gotta choose âem carefully for the occasion. Where do we go from here?â
âOn to the mountains. They are not far ahead.â
âUmp!â muttered Bolts. âI didnât figger on mountains. Do we have to cross âem to reach Battleship Lane?â
âI would imagine so. Since the place you seek isnât on this side, it almost has to be on the other side. But youâll have to cross over alone. Iâm staying in the cactus.â
Boltsâs mouth dropped open in surprise. âNaw! How can you live in a prickly place like this? Thought a critter like you had to have grass and water.â
âNot when thereâs cactus to eat.â
âYou eat this stuff?â
âCertainly. If you know how to nibble it, tender young cactus is perfectly delectable. Furthermore, Iâm quite safe here. You see, there are lions in the mountains.â
âLions!â
âIndeed, yes. Mountain lions. Unfortunately, they find burros delectable. Iâll miss your good company, but Iâd prefer to remain here and eatâinstead of going on to be eaten.â
Live and learn, thought Bolts. This sure was a tough world for a tin dawg to be lost in. Mountains and hungry lions ahead of him, Comrade Pang and the major and all Lumpyâs cutthroats behind him, and not a friend save the burro this side of Battleship Lane. On top of it the factory had shortchanged him all around, and doubled his misery by putting a scorpion in his tail. What was a poor dawg going to do?
At this moment Bingo and the commander were hovering over their special radio. âIâm sure I heard him a couple times,â said Bingo. âBut he always cuts me off.