wrapped in a big hug. He looks right at home.
âIâd forgotten what a great place this is,â he says.
âIâve got an elevator waiting, sir,â I say.
âLetâs stick around for a nightcap, shall we?â he says. âOliveâs going to play my favourite tune.â
âWhich one is that, sugar?â
âAny number you sing will automatically become my favourite,â says Leo.
He commandeers a table near the bandstand, Vivienne returns from the powder room with her aplomb adjusted, Olive May and her bass player, the stalwart Jimmy Hinds, ease their way into a medley of Cole Porter perennials, and Connie Gagliardi is tugging my coat.
âEverything okay, big guy?â she asks.
âLooks like,â I say. âFor now, anyway.â
âWhat spooked you?â
âMissing ponytail. Couldâve been a shift change. Probably a logical explanation. Maybe he had a haircut. Maybe he lost his rubber band. I didnât need to find out.â
âI mean before that. When you came looking for us.â
âBad practical joke.â I notice that Iâve started whispering out of the side of my mouth, bending closer. âSomeone defaced Leoâs award.â
âOh, thatâs terrible,â she says. âGraffiti, bad words, what?â
âA hole. Right through the eye.â
âWow. Nasty.â
âSolid bronze. Mustâve used a drill press.â
âOr a .44 Magnum,â says Connie Gagliardi the nascent war correspondent. I worry about her. Iâm going to buy her some Kevlar for Christmas. Maybe sooner than that.
Gritch returns from wherever heâs been. âWhoâs got a .44 Magnum?â
âDirty Harry,â she says.
âYou find out anything?â I ask.
âLimo service says the guy hasnât checked in yet. Nameâs ââ he looks at a piece of paper. ââ Starr. Dimitar Starr. Reliable driver, supposedly, been there five months.â
âMaurice booked the limo,â I say. âCheck with him. See if weâve used this outfit before.â
Olive swings into âYouâre the Tops.â
âLook at him,â I say. âWeâll never get him out of here.â
Leo and Vivienne are sipping brandy while Olive sings to them. Ms. Saunders has adopted the tolerant air of a slumming duchess but Leo is in his element. Heâs enjoying himself. For the first time tonight he looks relaxed. Iâd been aware of a constant hum of tension all evening but assumed that I was the one generating it. I can see now that attending the ceremony required an act of courage on Leoâs part.
Vivienne has demurred on the offer of a further nightcap in Leoâs lair and Iâm escorting her to a taxi. I could have given Gritch the chore, but after insisting that Leo stay inside, he asked me as a personal favour to make sure his date was sent safely on her way. Andrew has signalled up a slightly spiffier vehicle than Josipâs cab and is holding the door.
âDo you tango, Mr. Grundy?â Vivienne asks.
âNot according to Ms. Gagliardi,â I say.
She sniffs at the name. Her night hasnât unfolded as smoothly as it might have. She gives me a thin-lipped smile and takes the fifty-dollar bill. Cab fare.
Andrew looks me up and down. âThatâs a splendid suit,â he says.
âHope it likes mothballs,â I say.
A large man is weaving across the street in my direction.
âDidnât waste any time, did she?â he yells at the departing taxi.
âWho would that be, sir?â I ask.
âMy slut wife,â he says. âYou the new one? Hope youâve got lots of money. She likes money.â
Heâs on my sidewalk now, close enough to breathe bourbon on my face.
âI assume youâre referring to Ms. Saunders,â I say.
âShit!â he says with disgust. âSaunders already, is it?