and they was talking about all this police activity, and Karen said . . . would you like to talk to Karen, though? Hear it from her in her own words, like?â
âI would, yes.â
âAnything to oblige the law. You never know when they might come in handy. Karen, love!â
The cry was taken up by female voices behind another door, and after a minute or two Karen appeared. She looked about as much like a Scandinavian as Ingrid Bergman looked like a Spanish peasant in For Whom the Bell Tolls. She was raven-haired, fleshy, and heavily made up. Any touch of Scandinavian there had been in her life had been from Norwegian sailors. Still, she seemed a willing enough girl, if several years older than her photograph outside the place had suggested.
âYes, well, like I was just telling the girls, it was last night,â she said, clutching around her an off-white dressing-gown stained all over with stage make-up. âIt was the six-fifteen performance, and Iâd done my opening routine . . . You havenât seen the show, I suppose?â
âNot yet,â I said.
âWell, Iâd better explain,â she said, putting her hands on her ample hips and thrusting out her bosom professionally. âI start the show with a long routine on my stoolâlike the pic outside. Lots of shooting and whip-cracking and that, and quite artistic, though I do say it myself. Then I go off and the others come onâ filling in,â she hissed, sotto voce, for the doorway through which she had come was filled with dressing-gowned drabs, who were listening to the recital with what I took to be the lethargy of their tribe. âThey do various acts in ones and twos, and I donât come on till the finarly. That gives me time for a fag, to adjust my make-up, and put on my costume, which is a fringed suede Annie Oakley sort of skirtâall fringe, actually, and nothing on underneath. Then I come on for the big number that ends the show, with all of us on stage, and me in the centre twirling the whip over everyoneâs head, and them all firing shots around the roomâthe theatreâand all of us singing, and the pianist wishing heâd got a few extra fingers. Itâs a cracking number.â
âI can imagine,â I said.
âAnyway, that starts about twenty to. Well, last night Iâd finished my fag, and was adjusting my costumeâI think itâs very important that it is well adjustedâwhen I heard these shots, and I thought âThatâs funny,â because there isnât any shooting in the middle part of the show. It can get too much if you have it all the time, you see.â
âWhat time would this be?â
âWell, see, Iâd normally go on for the finarly about twenty to. But last night Colin hereââ Colin, by her side, smirkedââcome running along to say that Bet had forgotten to put on her raw-hide bra, sillycow, and as a consequence her strip was three minutes shorter than usual, and the pianist was cursing blue murder, and Iâd be on in half a minute. So I dashed off, and soon, what with all the shooting and stuff on stage, I forgot all about what Iâd heard off stage.â
âI suppose you would.â
âI didnât even bother to ask the girls what itâd been. But I think I half guessed it was outside. I suppose the time must have been . . . what? about twenty-five to seven, or a minute or two later.â
âHow many shots was it you heard?â
âOh, five or six. Was that it? Was that whatâs happened next door?â
âYes,â I said. âI rather think it must have been.â
Chapter 4
âS TRIP CLUBS !â said my wife Jan, when I popped into the flat in Abbey Road for a cup of coffee, on my way from Scotland Yard to talk to Dale Herbertâs father. âItâs disgusting the way women are forced to degrade their bodies like that. I
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