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iced-tea-colored eyes. It really worked for her.
    She smiled wide, showing off her now brace-free teeth. “I wanted to surprise y’all,” she said. “I just couldn’t stand one more year in that crappy little wannabe town.And after Katrina, we had to find somewhere permanent. It feels good to be back in a house without ten other family members.”
    â€œI can’t think of a better surprise. Isn’t it awesome, Bridge? We’re a tripod again!”
    â€œYou’re gonna regret this,” Noah spat.
    Crap. I had almost forgotten about Noah. He stood there bleeding and scowling. My senses were returning to normal, but I could still smell his rage.
    â€œIt’s obvious the only thing that matters to you is helping little Noah park his Ark. Why don’t you call Twittany? I’m sure she’ll be happy to reopen her tunnel of love.”
    â€œHere,” Bridget said. “Sounds like you need this more than I do.” She handed him a beer.
    He took the beer and drank it down in one long pull. Bridge, Malia, and I hooked arms and turned to walk away.
    â€œYou coming?” I asked Ryan.
    â€œNot just yet,” he answered.
    â€œDon’t be stupid, Ryan. He’s not worth it.”
    â€œI’m sure he’s not,” Ryan said. “But it’ll make me feel a helluva lot better.”
    Fine. Let them sort it out in testosterone. Ryan obviously wasn’t in any mood to listen to reason.
    â€œWanna tell me what happened?” Bridget asked as she tugged me away from the boys’ pissing contest.
    â€œNo, I just wanna catch up with Malia, then go home.”
    â€œAre you okay to drive?” Bridget asked. “I know you didn’t drink much, but wow, you look a little wild-eyed.”
    â€œI’m fine. I didn’t even finish the second beer, and that was a while ago. Besides, if that thing with Noah didn’t sober me up, nothing will. C’mon, let’s get out of here.”

Chapter 4
    T he sound of feet pounding down the stairs echoed through the house, waking me from my dead sleep. The twins were laughing as Rayden screamed at them about staying out of his room, especially when he had his “Do not disturb” door hanger on. Poor kid. “Do not disturb,” to the twins, was like an open invitation to snoop.
    My head was still foggy. I barely remembered getting home. And I didn’t remember going to bed at all.
    I must’ve passed out right away, because I was still wearing last night’s outfit. I slipped off my tank top and started to toss it on the floor when something on the shirt caught my eye.
    Little dots of crimson were sprinkled on the shirt. Weird. Where did that come from? I glanced toward my bed and saw a larger red stain on my pillow. That’s when I really started freaking out.
    I rushed into my bathroom and sighed with relief when I saw the crusted blood around my nose. Generally, vampires only experience nosebleeds when we’re overstuffed or overstressed. I hadn’t had a nosebleed since I had over-indulged on bloodsicles as a kid.
    Since I was currently starving, I could rest easy knowing that I had not gone into a sleepwalking feeding frenzy and stuffed myself with hemoshakes.
    Doreen’s voice echoed after the slamming screen door. “Ye’ll mind each other well, ye will! Stop this foolishness.” I heard a pop, like a giant tree limb breaking. The twins squealed in unison.
    I glanced out my bathroom window. Sure enough, a giant limb had broken off of a pine tree and crashed to the ground. Doreen and Rayden stood next to it, talking to each other. The twins were nowhere to be seen.
    Disappeared, just like that. If I didn’t know better, I’d think they’d inherited the rare trait of invisibility. Man, what I wouldn’t give to have that power.
    A knock sounded on my door, followed by my Mom’slyrical Southern voice. “AJ? May I come