down there and tell him I’ll take care of
whatever he needs. I’m sure that’ll shut his perverted, old ass up!”
I rose up off the floor. “That’s not it.”
With a skeptical look, Dee took the paperwork and tossed it onto the desk. “Well, something sure
has you riled, Mimi.”
“Okay, fine. You want it, so here it is. I’m totally mortified because I knocked a drink onto one of
Mr. Patterson’s visitors.”
Dee shrugged. “What’s so embarrassing about that?”
“Well, I panicked and started cleaning him up—”
“Once again, not a crime considering our profession is to help people.”
I rolled my eyes. “Would you let me finish?”
“Fine, fine.”
“Anyway, of all places, the drink fell in the guy’s lap and—”
Dee gave me a contemptuous snort. “Mia Martinelli, how many times have I told you not to molest
the guests of hospital patients?”
“Wait, what?” I questioned, trying to process his response.
“You know your little drink spill routine is just a ploy to get to rub up on some hot dude.”
My eyes widened. “Dee, what the hell is wrong with you? I just told you I was mortified, and now
you’re acting like I’m some crotch grabbing pervert?”
A throat cleared behind me, and I whirled around. “Oh shit,” I muttered, before I could stop myself.
With an ‘I can melt your panties at twenty paces’ smirk, AJ stood at the door with his hands shoved in
the pockets of his holey jeans. While the front was still damp, they were no longer tented like when I
left him. From his expression, I could tell my little tirade hadn’t had a lasting effect on him at all.
Pointing at Dee, I said, “Just for the record, he is being a total ass right now.”
AJ chuckled. “Yeah, I know.” He took a tentative step forward. “I wondered if I could talk to you
for a minute?”
Grabbing a chart, Dee batted his eyelashes at AJ. “I’ll just duck in the medicine room real quick,
Mimi, and let you and sweet cheeks have some privacy.”
As he sashayed away from us, AJ’s brows furrowed, and he blinked a few times in disbelief. “Is it
just me or does he remind you of—”
“Lafayette on True Blood ?”
AJ’s dark eyes widened. “Holy shit, yes!”
“Yeah, he gets it all the time.” With a laugh, I added, “Most of the time, he uses it to scam free
drinks or get closer to a guy he’s scoping out. People never seem to be disappointed that it’s not
really the actor—I mean, that guy doesn’t act like LaFayette in real life anyway.” When I realized I
was rambling, I pinched my lips shut. It had been a long time since any guy had gotten me rattled
enough to run my mouth like an idiot.
“You a fan of the show?” AJ asked.
“Oh, yeah, I adored it—well, until the whole sixth season and Billith.”
AJ snickered. “I couldn’t agree more. I used to be pretty much obsessed with it, but yeah, I couldn’t
get it up for the last two seasons. Now I’m more a Walking Dead and Sons of Anarchy fan myself.”
“Oh my God, those are awesome shows, too.” I stared at AJ in disbelief for a moment. Was I
actually making small talk with the guy I’d just accidentally molested? I hadn’t talked to any guy—or I
guess I should say straight guy—since Dev had left me shattered. Shaking my head, I snapped out of
my daze. “So what is it exactly that you wanted to talk to me about?”
“Oh yeah, that. I wanted to see if you’d like to have dinner with me sometime?”
My brows shot into my hairline. “After I just verbally berated you like that? Not to mention the
physical thing.” When AJ nodded, I snorted. “I must’ve made one hell of an impression cleaning you
up.”
He grinned. “Your talents are quite impressive, but I’d like to experience the full range of your…
napkin abilities.”
“I think you’re getting a little presumptuous, don’t you think? You only asked me to dinner.”
“That’s true.” AJ scratched the stubble on his