if he were. But there is another serious contender. Had my eye on this one for some time.
Joe waited, wondering whether he ought to be making a few notes.
George went on with relish, The prince has a third son. Illegitimate. Son of one of his concubines. The lads only twelve years old though.
Joe was not deceived. Twelve years old? Impressionable? Malleable? In need of a highly principled regent to show him the ropes?
Youve got it! Hes bright as a button! Ive met him. Sounded him out, you might say. Interested in science and astronomy. Good little hunter too. Shot his first leopard three years ago. Speaks good English, gets on well with Claude and thats important. If he succeeds, as you suggest, hell need a regent to supervise him during the years of his minority and - who better than Claude? We were planning to send the lad to Mayo College near Jaipur next year to complete his education. Or to Eton and then Sandhurst if he wishes.
So, the stable moneys on son number three. But you havent told me, George, what exactly happened to put number one out of the running permanently?
George hesitated and took a large gulp of his whisky before replying. You have to understand, Joe, that this is quite an, er, alien culture were dealing with here. Until very recently these chaps were - and I have to say still largely are - Rajput warriors. Very special breed. Hindu by religion with some Moslem attributes. Many of these Rajput tribes fought off the Moghul invaders with suicidal bravery. Some, like Udais mob, even managed to hang on to their independence. Tough nuts to crack! Theyre very fierce, very proud, quarrelsome and quite intractable. Imagine a Scottish chieftain, if you will, but unconquered and with oodles of cash in the treasury.
Not easy, but I get the idea!
They put great store too by physical courage and strength. Now they can no longer show their prowess on the battlefield, they demonstrate their power through sport. Hunting, wrestling, polo, elephant fights, pig sticking, that sort of thing. You must get someone to show you the armoury while youre down there - its very special. Well, it was apparently son number ones charming habit to show his strength by wrestling with panthers.
Good God! Im surprised the heir to the throne was allowed to do that!
Not quite as dangerous as it sounds. Im unhappy to say that this chap fixed the odds. He had a black panther kept in a large cage in the palace courtyard. Hed had it declawed and its jaws sewn up. Hed go down every morning and wrestle with it to the fawning admiration of the courtiers. It was his custom to use a panther in this way and then turn it over to the elephant pens to give the beasts trampling practice.
Joes mouth was a tight line of distaste but he remained silent.
George went on, his joviality fractionally strained, One day, this charmer rolled out of bed, said his morning prayers, consumed his customary dose of opium to give him strength and courage and went down for his pre-breakfast wrestle. Trouble is, this time the panther won. During the night, someone had replaced the declawed panther with a fresh and very angry beast who wasnt playing by the rules. It tore him to pieces.
Appalling! Joe murmured. Did they find out whod replaced the animal?
I dont suppose anything like a Scotland Yard enquiry took place but there was retribution. The Master of the Hunt and all his assistants disappeared at once and havent been seen since. Its assumed they were quietly executed.
Didnt Claude Vyvyan have something to say about that?
Apparently not. Im still awaiting his report.
There was something in Georges tone which alerted Joe.
He knew him well enough by now to be able to pick up his unexpressed thoughts. Certainly time he got out of India! Almost resentfully, he followed where George was leading him.
A man you can trust, Vyvyan? It sounds as
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