had to go get something. Something for Bells.â
âWhat?â
âWhattaâya mean, what?â
âWhat did you go get for Bells?â
âA turkey.â
âA what?â
âA turkey, a turkey. Itâs gonna be Thanksgiving. People eat turkey. Whatâsa matta, you donât eat turkey? I got a good dealon some fresh turkeys. I figured Iâd give Bells one. You know, goodwill toward men and all that jazz. Grease the wheels, you know.â
âYouâre full of shit.â
âI swear on my motherâs eyes, Mike. I just went home to get him a turkey. Iâll show you. I got a whole bunch of âem in my trunk.â
âYouâre full of shit. You donât have any frigginâ turkeys. Theyâd go bad in the trunk.â
Freshy rattled his ice. âNah! Whattaâya, kidding? Itâs frigginâ cold out there. They stay nice and cold in my trunk. Câmon. Iâll go show you.â Freshy didnât make a move to get out of the booth.
âFrig you, you lying bastard.â
Freshy threw up his hands and rolled his eyes. âWhy the hell donât you ever believe me, Mike? Why?â
âBecause youâre a goddamn liar.â
âI am not.â
âYes, you are.â
âWhen did I ever lie to you? When?â
âIf you got a turkey for Bells, why donât you give one to Buddha? Grease his wheels, too.â
Freshy shook his head. âCanât do that.â
â âCause you donât have any turkeys. Thatâs why.â
âMan, you donât understand shit.â Freshy looked down and rubbed his brow, suddenly distraught. He took another quick sip. âListen to me, Mike. Buddha Stanzione, you donât even talk to. I mean, what if I gave him a turkey and it turned out to be bad? You know, smelly, rotten? Iâd be fucking dead. Heâd eat me for Thanksgiving.â
âYou just told me they stay nice and cold in your trunk.â
âYeah, but you never know about these things, Mike. Youdrive around, the car heats up, the trunk gets hot, there go the turkeys. It could happen, man. You never know. I donât wanna get whacked just âcause I gave the guy salmon Manila or something like that. Not me, man.â
Tozzi leaned on the tabletop and put his face in Freshyâs. âKeep on lying, Fresh. Go âhead, keep it up.â
âI ainât lying, man. You wanna fuckinâ turkey, Iâll give you one. Câmon.â
âCut the shit and listen to me.â Tozzi lowered his voice. âIf I find out youâre fucking around with me, Freshy, Iâll cut you loose, and Iâll make sure Buddha and Bells know you were cooperating with us. You hear me?â
Freshy blinked in confusion. âIâm shocked to be hearing this, Mike. This isnât you talking. Havenât I played straight with you so far? Did I get you the introduction to Bells or what? Did I convince him that we were doing porno together or what? Is he or is he not at this very moment sitting in that back room back there trying to get some money out of Buddha for us? Thatâs what you wanted, right? So what the hell else do you want from me? If you want me to do more, then you gotta tell me what. Iâm not Mr. Mysterioso, the mind-reader.â
Tozzi rubbed his tired eyes. âYouâre right, Fresh. You did do all that. But what I wanna know is, what else you been doing? Whatâre you telling Bells behind my back?â
âNothing!â
âThen keep it that way. You hear me?â
âI canât believe youâre saying this to me.â
âDonât try to play both sides to the middle, Fresh. It wonât work. Iâll cut you loose and feed you to the sharks. I swear to God, I will.â
Freshy rattled his ice and thought about it for a second. Then a big grin opened up under his long sharp woodpecker nose.There were gaps