Australian accent.
The message, with lots of static and dropouts, announced: âGâday, mates. You are approaching terminal 847B. All attendants prepare for landing.â
âPlease stow your trays and return your seats to their up-right position,â Bruzelski said with a crooked smile as she held a mock microphone. âI guess it thinks weâre the morning flight out of Chattanooga.â
A moment later, the shipâs engines shut off. âUh . . . Captain â â the commander said with a gulp.
âMacIntyre,â shouted the captain. âReverse thrusters!â
The commander punched all the right dials and entered the proper commands, but â
âNo response, Captain. Theyâve got us in their tractor beam!â He gulped so hard he almost swallowed his Adamâs apple as the floating, ruined city grew larger in their view screen.
âOfficer Bruzelski,â Captain Ives ordered. âOpen all frequencies!â
âAye, aye, Captain,â she said as she adjusted her controls.
âAttention, space platform,â announced the captain as if he were a TV announcer. âWe do not wish to land at this time. We are just passing through.â He paused and then added, âNice to see you, though . . . uh, hope you are doing well. Feel free to drop by when you are in our . . . uh . . . sector of the galaxy.â He winced and gave the others a âwhateverâ shrug.
The only answer was more static.
The captain could see sets of trams and monorail trains skimming across the surface as they drew closer to the floating city . . . and robots â lots of robots. The problem was he couldnât see any people.
It reminded the Ghoulie within the captain of Solomon Parkerâs train set, except that the space platform wasnât a toy and looked a lot more dangerous. Unfortunately, there was not a tree branch to be seen. They were lost in space!
Moments later â without so much as a bump â they were on the surface of the space platform. âWell, at least some things in this place work,â said Bruzelski.
âWelcome to the International Peace Station,â announced the speaker. âPlease exit in an orderly manner and enjoy your visit.â
âSome peace,â said the captain. âLetâs just hope they canât open the door remotely. Iâd just as soon stay in an oxygen/nitrogen atmosphere.â
Suddenly, machines near them on the platform started coming to life. Some ground immediately to a halt; others cast off showers of sparks; and still others took twisted courses toward their ship.
âLetâs not panic now,â ordered the captain, âbut I suggest we put weapons on standby.â
âActually, I donât think weâre under attack, sir,â said Bruzelski. See that? It looks like a fuel line. And those robots over there look like theyâre holding wrenches.â
âWell, they might not be intentionally hostile,â said the captain, âbut they are not exactly in tip-top shape.â He definitely had that right.
Robots approached the ship, some limping on broken limbs, others spinning in circles on tracks instead of wheels. There were even some that looked fairly functional but just marched back and forth like tin soldiers. Every once in awhile, one stopped, as if its battery had run down. Then the ones behind it crashed into it and fell.
It would have been funny â like a tin-man version of the Keystone Cops â if the Star-Fighters had been watching it on TV instead of worrying that those walking cans might bang a hole in their ship.
âDuck!!â Bruzelski suddenly yelled as she hit the deck. A flying-saucer-shaped machine about the size of a serving plate zipped by. It had little eyes that peered menacingly at them. Another one suddenly spun into a dive and skimmed across the hull of the tree ship in a shower of sparks.
âJust what we need,