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amnesty.â
You noted that. Other landlords would have said three weeks ârent freeâ or âcreditâ or something. Nassim called it amnesty. I added some goatâs cheese to the basket.
âI havenât done anything, except spend most of last night and all of this morning keeping the police off your back. Can you reach the milk?â
Without thinking, he added a carton of milk to his basket. From behind her check-out till, Mrs Patel looked at us curiously over the top of her blue-framed spectacles. âPolice? What police?â
âTall guys in blue uniforms and cars with flashing lights on top. You must have seen âem. Butter, please.â
âWhy police? Were they looking for Sunil? Iâve never trusted that damned boy.â
âNo, itâs nothing to do with him. Put that back, will you, and get the slightly salted type. I know itâs bad for you, but what isnât these days?â
I winked at Mrs Patel, and to my surprise she winked back.
At the meat fridge, I picked up a pack of ground beef. âThey used to call this mince until people started making their own hamburgers, you know. I always use garlic and a smear of tomato puree in mine.â
By now he was totally bemused.
âLook,â I said, to put him out of his misery, âyou know that big skylight Sunil had put in the bathroom when the house was done up?â
âOf course I do. I paid for it. His damn wife said it was not natural to have a room without a window. Sunil would not buy the place until it had been done. Why? Why are you asking?â
âBecause youâre going to need another.â I snapped my fingers as if Iâd forgotten something. âYoghurt. Plain sheepâs, please. Itâs back there with the milk.â
It was only after he had reached for it that he realised he was carrying my groceries around. Huffily he pushed the basket at me.
âSo what happened? Drunken party, I expect. Throwing beer bottles through the window. That it?â
âNot quite. Someone sort of ... dropped in.â I couldnât think of any other way of saying it. âA guy had been on the roof. Maybe he was doing a bit of breaking and entering.â Well, he certainly did that. âAnd he sort of came through and landed in the bath.â
âIn the bath?â Nassimâs eyes were out like organ stops by this time. So were Mrs Patelâs, who had cocked her head on one side to listen better.
âI can see nobody is going to believe this story first time, are they?â I said resignedly. âYes, he landed in the bath and the fall killed him.â
âHeâs dead?â
âMostly.â
âBut it is nothing to do with me,â he squealed, turning to Mrs Patel for sympathy. She shook her head slowly and tut-tutted to herself. I hoped I never got her if she did jury duty.
âNo-oneâs saying it is, but Iâm in the house because Iâm doing you a favour. I donât know Sunil from Adam ââ and I went on before he could ask âAdam who?â ââ and naturally, the cops will want to check that out. They might ask if you know if Sunil had any dealings with Billy Tuckett ..â
âWho is this Billy person?â Nassimâs arms started whirling. Not a good sign.
âThe man who fell through your window.â
âIt is not my window, it is that good-for-nothing Sunilâs window.â
âAnd what does good-for-nothing Sunil do for a living?â
âNothing. He works for me.â
Fair enough.
âSo thatâs all you have to tell the police.â I put a hand on his shoulder. He looked at it suspiciously. âIn fact, all theyâll probably do is ask if you can get in touch with Sunil for them. They donât know that Billy Tuckett was actually making for Sunilâs house. It could just have been bad luck.â
âWho is this Billy Tuckett person?â He