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pigeons had come down for a warm and had got too close. Ah well, one less tourist attraction.
I peeled off my clothes and took a long shower â it would be a long time before I took a bath again, and certainly not round at Sunilâs â and treated myself to a proper shave with hot water and a razor. I had been using my travelling battery shaver while house-sitting and, despite what Victor Kiam says, nothing beats hot water and cold steel.
I had just time to pull on a clean shirt and a pair of chinos â Springsteenâs favourites as they show up his black hairs to best effect â before the local news came on the TV. I flicked on the box and took a can of lager from the fridge. The news finished at the same time as the lager. It hadnât been a busy day in London town, but there was no mention of anybody falling through windows in Leytonstone.
I opened another can and wondered what to do next. About the only practical thing I came up with was that I probably ought to start smoking again. That was more than a tad retro, so I distracted myself and put some music on.
I fed a CD of Hugh Masekela into the machine and fought back the urge to get my trumpet out and play along, ruminating on the injustice of a world that had taken so long to discover him. No doubt somebody had held a torch for him. As a student, with everybody into punk in a big way, Iâd regularly paid over the odds for Chuck Mangione imports. So much music; so little time. And always the social pressure to keep up to date and with the scene.
I remembered the larder was bare and took a snap decision (actually, âgoing snapâ on a decision was the latest buzzword) to hit the local late-night deli. I picked up my wallet and a bright blue blouson with âStatus Quo â 19th Farewell Concertâ on the back in day-glo gold. You see what I mean about having to keep up with things.
I was almost at the corner of Stuart Street when a car slowed up into the corner of my eye. I was either being kerb-crawled or a bunch of Quo fans were after the jacket.
It was Nassim in a battered red Nissan, and if he was a Quo fan, heâd never admitted it. I had never had him down as a kerb-crawler either, but from the state of the car, it looked as if it had had a good kicking. He leaned over and opened the passenger door so he could yell at me.
âHey you, Angel. Iâm coming to see and you are leaving. You said urgent so I am come straight away.â He narrowed his eyes. âThe house is okay, isnât it? You havenât set fire to nothing, have you?â
I put on my best butter-wouldnât-melt expression and stuck my head inside the car.
âSometimes, Mr Nassim,â I said politely, âI think you have a very low opinion of me.â
He shuffled a bit at that, shrinking into his green trench-coat, which someone had told him was Yuppily fashionable.
âAnd anyway,â I went on, âthe insurance will cover it.â
âWell, that at least is something,â he said. Then: âCover what? Hey, Angel, wait â¦â
But Iâd closed the car door by then and was heading for the deli.
I waved to him to follow me in, and he snuffed the Nissanâs engine and climbed out. Then he got back in and came out holding a mobile phone, which he crammed into a coat pocket.
âIs that a mobile phone or are you just pleased to see me?â I asked as I held the deli door open for him.
âEh?â
âSkip it. How long have you been driving that piece of rust?â I nodded to his car.
âYou think Iâm going to park the BMW in Brick Lane?â He had a point.
âNow whatâs this about insurance? Why do I need insurance?â
I handed him a wire basket and put a box of eggs in it. âNot you, your cousin Sunil in Leytonstone.â
âWhat have you done? You said you would look after things. Thatâs why I give you three weeksâ rent