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usually means paternal.â If itâs for fun, they do it themselves, up and down Oxford Street, every day. âAnd runaways are one of Londonâs growth industries. But not many go to the expense of a private eye. That smacks of worried parents.â
She leaned forward, closer to the glass partition at the back of my head.
âHey, you wonât tell anyone I told you this, will you? I mean, itâs supposed to be client confidential , and thatâs a number one rule in our business.â She paused. âJust a minute. I didnât tell you any of that. You just guessed.â
âDeduced. Simple deduction, my dear Watson,â I said smugly.
âWhoâs Watson?â
âOh ⦠nothing. Itâs just something I say to my cat.â
âI like cats,â she said instinctively.
âNot mine,â I said under my breath.
âAnd cats really, really like me.â
âNot mine.â
âIâve been on at Albert â Mr Block â to get an office cat. Iâm sure I saw a rat in the back yard last week. Here we are, by the way.â
She pushed a hand through the partition to wag a finger at a side road, and I had to cut across traffic to make the turn. In anything other than a black Austin taxi, I would have drawn hoots of anger from the rush-hour traffic.
âDown here, then right. Itâs number 13.â
It was hardly the sort of address to inspire confidence in the bona fides of a burglar, let alone a confidential enquiry agent. I wondered how the estate agent had sold it. Conveniently placed, between Shepherdâs Bush and Wood Lane, an area honeycombed by BBC production facilities and all the intrigue that implies. Well, no shortage of scandal and clients there. Or he could have hyped the mean streets angle. Just the place for a private eye, sir. One of the fastest rising rates of urban crime without the expense of a Los Angeles zip code. And the drive-bys arenât actually that violent because the gangs donât own guns yet. (No, they rent them from the villains in south London.) Or maybe just the purely aesthetic: offering sublime views, especially at sunset, over the old Central Line railway depot and repair yard.
Veronica was still talking, though Iâd stopped listening, âI really do owe you a big thank you, you know.â
I knew, and I also knew that having her out of Armstrong and earshot would settle the bill.
âI suppose you could say you saved my bacon today. Itâs just here, on the right. Now thatâs what I call service; right to the door.â
âDoes the door usually hang off its hinges like that?â I asked.
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âSo youâre not actually a relative of Mr Block, then, miss?â the policeman asked for the third time.
âNo, Iâm his partner â sort of,â Veronica sobbed, burying her face in a handkerchief.
I was staggered. I thought all decent mascara was waterproof these days.
âSo you lived with Mr Block? Is that it?â The copper tried to hide the surprise in his voice. I was sure heâd heard and seen much worse in his career, but I thought Iâd put him out of his misery.
âEr ... I donât think she means partner as ... er ... other people do.â
âAnd you are who, sir?â
Typical fuzz; turn an offer of help into an interrogation. If Iâd told him the time, Iâd probably have got stitched up for perverting the course of justice.
âHeâs my â¦â
âFriend,â I said quickly. âJust giving her a lift. Thatâs all.â
Veronica looked up at me from the bottom stair where she had plonked herself down at the horror of it all. I thought she was upset because I had cut her off, but I didnât want to give any of our wonderful policemen the idea that I was impersonating a real cab driver. That bit, of course, she hadnât noticed.
âWhat do you mean, partner like other