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mess-tin."
    We follow curiously. He takes us to a tub beside his straw sack. Sure enough it is half full of beef and beans. Katczinsky plants himself in front of it like a general and says:
    "Sharp eyes and light fingers! That's what the Prussians say."
    We are surprised. "Great guts, Kat, how did you come by that?" I ask him.
    "Ginger was glad I took it. I gave him three pieces of parachute-silk for it. Cold beans taste fine, too."
    Patronizingly he gives the youngster a portion and says:
    "Next time you come with your mess-tin have a cigar or a chew of tobacco in your other hand. Get me?" Then he turns to us. "You get off scot free, of course."

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    We couldn't do without Katczinsky; he has a sixth sense. There are such people everywhere but one does not appreciate it at first. Every company has one or two. Katczinsky is the smartest I know. By trade he is a cobbler, I believe, but that hasn't anything to do with it; he understands all trades. It's a good thing to be friends with him, as Kropp and I are, and Haie Westhus too, more or less. But Haie is rather the executive arm, operating under Kat's orders when things come to blows. For that he has his qualifications.
    For example, we land at night in some entirely unknown spot, a sorry hole, that has been eaten out to the very walls. We are quartered in a small dark factory adapted to the purpose. There are beds in it, or rather bunks-a couple of wooden beams over which wire netting is stretched.
    Wire netting is hard. And there's nothing to put on it. Our waterproof sheets are too thin. We use our blankets to cover ourselves.
    Kat looks at the place and then says to Haie Westhus "Come with me." They go off to explore. Half an hour later they are back again with arms full of straw. Kat has found a horse-box with straw in it. Now we might sleep if we weren't so terribly hungry.
    Kropp asks an artilleryman who has been some time in this neighbourhood: "Is there a canteen anywhere abouts?"
    "Is there a what?" he laughs. "There's nothing to be had here. You won't find so much as a crust of bread here."
    "Aren't there any inhabitants here at all then?"
    He spits. "Yes, a few. But they hang round the cook-house and beg."
    "That's a bad business!-Then we'll have to pull in our belts and wait till the rations come up in the morning."
    But I see Kat has put on his cap.
    "Where to, Kat?" I ask.
    "Just to explore the place a bit." He strolls off. The artilleryman grins scornfully. "Go ahead and explore. But don't strain yourself in carrying what you find."
    Disappointed we lie down and consider whether we couldn't have a go at the iron rations. But it's too risky; so we try to get a wink of sleep.
    Kropp divides a cigarette and hands me half. Tjaden gives an account of his national dish- broad-beans and bacon. He despises it when not flavoured with bog-myrtle, and, "for God's sake, let it all be cooked together, not the potatoes, the beans, and the bacon separately." Someone growls that he will pound Tjaden into bog-myrtle if he doesn't shut up. Then all becomes quiet in the big room-only the candles flickering from the necks of a couple of bottles and the artilleryman spitting every now and then.
    We are just dozing off when the door opens and Kat appears. I think I must be dreaming; he has two loaves of bread under his arm and a bloodstained sandbag full of horse-flesh in his hand.
    The artilleryman's pipe drops from his mouth. He feels the bread. "Real bread, by God, and still hot too?"
    Kat gives no explanation. He has the bread, the rest doesn't matter. I'm sure that if he were planted down in the middle of the desert, in half an hour he would have gathered together a supper of roast meat, dates, and wine.
    "Cut some wood," he says curtly to Haie.
    Then he hauls out a frying pan from under his coat, and a handful of salt as well as a lump of fat from his pocket. He has thought of everything. Haie makes a fire on the floor. It lights up the empty room of the factory. We climb