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strangers’ cocks inside your body?! How could you possibly draw the line at concentrated estrogen?!
    Kim       Those pills are so bad for you.
    Kevin       And so is stranger-cock, but you don’t seem to have a problem taking that!
    Kim       You’re not being very nice.
    Kevin       You’re just gonna have to take ‘the morning after pill’.
    Kim       Maybe.
    Kevin       No. No maybe! I just came inside of you. I cannot get you pregnant! My wife’s already pregnant!
    Kim       Will you help me pay for my demo?
    Kevin       What?!
    Kim       My music demo. Haven’t you listened to me all day? I told you I’m trying to get my music career going and I need a little extra cash to pay for a demo.
    Kevin       Oh my God, you’re blackmailing me? This is horrible. From orgasm to blackmail in less than thirty seconds; that has to be a record.
    Kim       I’m not blackmailing you. I’m just offering up a swap; demo for abortion.
    Kevin       It’s not an abortion! How is it an abortion?! I just came ten seconds ago! Nothing’s been fertilized!
    Kim       Well that depends on who you ask. Sarah Palin would probably say it’s an abortion.
    Kevin       Jesus Christ.
    Kim       Just think of it as supporting the arts.
    Kevin       Look around you; I already support the arts. My art dealer just talked me into spending a quarter million dollars on some bullshit piece of African art. I threw it into my beach house. It’s made up of hundreds of these little beads. It looks like a homeless person’s abacus. (
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.) How much is a demo?
    Kim       Fifty thousand will work.
    Kevin       To sing into a microphone?! I’ll buy you a fucking karaoke machine.
    Kim       No! I need to work with this producer ‘DJ Cracker Hater’. I met him in Atlantic City and he really understands what I’m going for.
    Kevin       If he hates crackers, why does he want to work with you?
    Kim       What the hell do I have to do with him not liking crackers? I’m not a fucking Pringle.
    Kevin       ‘Cracker’ is a derogatory name for white people. He hates white people.
    Kim       He doesn’t hate white people. That’s just his alias. He’s Jewish. I know cause I fucked him last shabbas. I remember cause I had to turn the lights off; he’s not allowed to operate a light switch on the sabbath.
    Kevin       He can fuck a prostitute, but he can’t touch a light switch?
    Kim       Yeah. God wants him to rest I guess. Weird, huh? I’m tired too! Where’s my fucking shabbas?
    Kevin       Yes. Fine! Whatever. But I wanna watch you eat those pills.
    Kim       Oh yay! Kevin, thank you so much! I’m so happy you believe in me! Now I’m glad you shot your load in me; I’m gonna be a star.
    The clip ends. Lights up behind the scrim as the panels slide out.
    Kim       He’s been very supportive of my music career. I’m actually a singer/songwriter. I just do this to pay my rent. Kevin’s helping to produce my EP.
    Myron       Do you mind if I ask . . . and please tell me if this is out of line, but how much does it cost to have the luxury of your services?
    Charlie       It is outta line. Don’t answer that.
    Kim       I’m very expensive. I mean no offense, but regular working guys such as yourself are often shocked at the price. But I’m the top level. I mean I’m like the Prada of pussy.
    They all squint their eyes to try and picture what that means . .