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Do you know the name of the center where this convention is to be held?
    Sincerely
    Adam Chapin
    Concierge
    Mandarin Oriental, Tokyo

    address 2–1–1 Nihonbashi Muromachi Chuo-ku, Tokyo 103–8328, Japan
    telephone +81 (3) 3270 8800
    facsimile +81 (3) 3270 8828
    email

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    1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201
[email protected]
    Room Reservations
Mandarin Oriental Hotel
211 Nihonbashi Muromachi
Chuo-ku, Tokyo 103–8328, Japan
[email protected]
    14 Aug 2009
    Dear Mandarin Oriental Hotel Reservations.
    Thank you once more for your exceptional regard to hotel amenities. It will be noted & stapled in my folder. (and three hole punched) It is truly wonderful to deal with professionals as yourselves. Just splendid.
    Now. Let us address Mr. Lawrence Gum and his needs. Mr. Gum is the Chair Committee Chief of the Paper Hat Convention. He oversees 3,000 people in paper hats. He will be in my room. So. Just to make sure what we are talking about here regarding the Chicken Noodle SOAP. I am assuming this is the soap you wash in the shower with that has chicken, noodles, carrots, and possibly celery in it. It depends on how you make it. The minestrone SOAP is made with vegetables, pasta, beans, onions, and tomatoes. Low salt please. Then Mr. Gum will be washed up and fed with the same bar of soap.
    And ready to enter your lobby with his paper hat on to command 3,000 others in paper clothing. We have still not figured out the tearing. Sorrreee. Please, look away when someone crosses their legs. You ask: “Do you know the name of the center where this convention is to be held?” Yes. I believe it is at The Mandarin Oriental Hotel. How far away is that?
    How do we proceed? When can we finalize? What is next?
    Sincerely,

    (Fred)

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    Room Reservations
    MOTYO - Reservations < [email protected] >
To: “TED L. NANCY” < [email protected] >
    Fri, Aug 14, 2009 at 6:50 PM
    Dear Ms. Ted,
    Thank you very much for your reply.
    In order to arrange a chicken noodle soup in your room for Mr. Gum, we would like to reserve your room first. We await your preferred bed type and credit card information to guarantee your booking.
    We look forward to hearing from you.
    Warm regards,
    Reiko Watanabe (Ms)
Room Reservations
    address 2–1–1 Nihonbashi Muromachi
Chuo-ku, Tokyo 103–8328, Japan
telephone +81 (3) 3270 8950
facsimile +81 (3) 3270 8836
    email [email protected]
    website http://www.mandarinoriental.com/tukyo/

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    1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201
[email protected]
    Room Reservations
Mandarin Oriental Hotel
211 Nihonbashi Muromachi
Chuo-ku, Tokyo 103–8328, Japan
[email protected]
    15 Aug 2009
    Dear Mandarin Oriental Hotel Reservations.
    Again. Thank you for your distinguished attention to hotel elegancies. It will be noted & glued in my folder.
    Now. Lawrence Gum has lost the Chair Committee Presidency and is being replaced by RICHARD MOUTH who has requested Split Pea SOAP in the shower. Can you make? Or if you are out of Split Pea then Navy Bean SOAP. Please no Gazpacho. He does not like cold showers or cold soup. Heavy salt please.
    Mr. Mouth will lead the 5600 members in your lobby, all in paper clothing. He may not wear a paper hat. He has a red thing on his head. (the heartbreak of psoriasis) Mr. Mouth will be staying an additional 4 nights so 13 nights for us. Your finest accommodations.
    Just so we know what we request. Mr. Mouth will step into the shower. put Split Pea SOAP on himself and wash. You ask Bed type. Rye or whole wheat is fine.
    what is next? I look forward to the Paper Hat Convention in your hotel. Still working on the paper clothing tearing. PLEASE! No water sprayed on us. Look away when we bend.
    Respectfully,

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    F.D. NANCY (MR)
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201 USA
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