kind of token gesture like,
I looked at you and you didnât stop me, so Iâm allowed to go on.
âSo, Adamâs talking and talkingâI donât even know about whatâand heâs, like, leaning back in the water, kind of floating as he goes on. And weâre all staring at him, kind of laughing, but trying to act like weâre
really
interested in what heâs saying, when what weâre all staring at are his boxers, which are, like, billowing up from the water jets, and his fucking schlong and ballsââColin leaned over to try to catch his breathââlike, hanging out, all wafting back and forth in the water!â
The entire lunch group exploded. Adam could tell that this time Aliceâs laugh wasnât fake.
âFinally, we just had to tell him,â finished Colin.
Adam tried to cover his red face with his hands and laugh a little too, like he didnât give a shit, like, you know, it was funny to him too or whatever. The worst part hadnât even been his exposed dick. It was what heâd been saying when it happened. Some stupid joke about his mom that had gone on way too long because he thought everyone was super into it, the way they were all staring at him so intently. The moment they all cracked up, right before they told him about his boxers, he thought they were laughing at the climax of his joke. He remembered how cocky and pleased with himself heâd felt for those few seconds.
âIs there gonna be a hot tub at the cabin in Tahoe?â Andrea interjected into everyoneâs laughter.
âYeah, what are you gonna hook us up with, Stephen?â asked Fletcher. The group was staying at Stephenâs parentsâ cabin for the first two weeks of summer.
âFuck yeah, thereâs a hot tub,â said Stephen. He draped his arm around Stephanie so his hand rested limply on her breast. âBut my folks only want two in at a time. After that crap when my brotherâs friend went unconscious. So itâs couples taking turns. Itâs better that way, anyway.â Stephen grinned and his hand grazed back and forth across Stephanieâs tit. Adam swore he could see her nipple getting hard. She giggled and squirmed in closer to Stephen.
âSo, my carâs got room for three more,â said Colin. âThe rest of yâall fools have to ride up with Stephenâs parents.â Colin was the only one with his own car.
âNo problem,â said Fletcher, âthe Explorerâs sweet. Alice and I call back. Got those TV screens on the car seats and everything.â Fletcher and Stephen knuckle-bumped. âBetter than your piece of shit.â Fletcher laughed at Colin.
âAt least I can call her my own, bitch,â said Colin. âSo whoâs with me? Brad, you taking Sandy or Jennifer?â
âSandy,â said Brad with an expression like,
Duh.
And he and Colin shared a grin that meant:
The girl that puts out is the girl who comes to Tahoe.
Sandy went to Bishop OâDowd High, and Jennifer went to Berkeley High. Brad had managed to pick both of them up just by walking down the street and saying âhi.â
Adam was getting nervous. Everyone was coupled up. When the trip was first planned, it had been assumed he and Kelsey would be a couple. But after yesterday, he wasnât sure. Well, whatever, they were a couple by default anyway, right?
âOK,â said Colin, âso you and Sandy ride with me and Andrea.â Brad shrugged. The chillest person on the earth.
âI guess we gotta ride separate.â Adam smiled at Kelsey. There were two seats left, one in Stephenâs parentsâ car and one in Colinâs.
âActually, Stephen, I wanted to ask if it would be OK if I brought Matt up with us?â
Matt. Kelseyâs ex-boyfriend.
What the fuck? She was supposed to hate him.
Suddenly, as if on some kind of magical cue, Matt appeared on his skateboard next to the