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them cheap in the duty free working for the airline and all.
    Aye? I says, sure youse have got lovely accents yourselves. Your English is cracker, so it is. How much longer are youse staying?
    We’re flying back down to KL tomorrow night, the first one goes. What a dump. The men down there are horrible.
    Aye, I says, two gorgeous blonds like youse, I suppose you got a bit of hassle from the local lads.
    It was unbelievable, the second one says, folding her big lips around the straw of her drink and looking at me over her glasses.
    I felt a twitch in my shorts and pulled my chair in closer to the table.
    Everywhere we went we’d get followed and well, other stuff too, you know.
    She looked a bit embarrassed as she said this but I reckoned it was all for show.
    The first one laughs and says, on our first day we bought some food from the hawker’s market and sat in the park. Then this guy just walked up and opened his zip and started masturbating in front of us.
    You’re kidding me on, I says.
    Seriously, she goes, he just stood there staring at us while he was doing it. We didn’t know what to do.
    Put you off your laksa, I suppose.
    She laughed quite loud and the second one started snickering too. Yeah! she says.
    So what did youse do? Call the peelers?
    We told him to fuck off and leave us alone but he just ignored us so we packed up to leave but by the time we did that he, you know, finished.
    Did no one else see or say anything?
    No! she goes, there were other people in the park too but he had his back to them. Can you believe it?
    Fucking wild. Dirty bastard.
    You’re not going to believe the next bit, the second one says, all flushed in the cheeks. This has happened to us five times so far on this holiday. Everywhere we go there’s men in the bushes or standing around playing with themselves.
    Look on the bright side, I says, at least youse are getting plenty of attention from the fellas.
    God, we wish, goes the second one and then the first one scolds her with her eyes. I mean, we wouldn’t mindhaving some fun on this trip, I just don’t want to see cum spurting everywhere when I’m trying to eat a sandwich.
    I thought that was funny as fuck and started laughing dead loud. Aye, right enough, I goes, hold the mayo please.
    They looked at each other all wide eyes and burst out laughing. The first one touched me on the arm and says, thank God to meet someone normal for a change.
    Aye, the place is full of weirdoes, I says, trying not to think of the ping-pong ball landing in my pint of Stella the night before. I’m getting out of here myself in a couple of days.
    As soon as the words were out of my mouth I knew it was the truth. I’d had enough of Phuket already, even though I’d not been here more than a few weeks. It was time to move on and find somewhere else to shack up for a while, maybe mix it up with some good-looking young ones like these two honeys.
    The second one was giving the first one the stares like she was trying to tell her something. The first one chewed on her bottom lip like she was making some big decision. I pretended to be oblivious and ate my rice. The first one let out a big sigh and said something to her mate in Dutch. I could tell it was a question from the way the other one answered all firm like. Obviously you don’t have to be a rocket scientist to work out it was me they were discussing.
    I never let on and broke the fried egg up into the rice. The first one protested a bit and then the other onenodded, rolled her eyes and made some concession. They both laughed a bit dirty then. Even though I couldn’t speak the Dutch, it was clear as fuck they were working out which one was going to get her jollies with me. Argue all you like ladies, I was thinking, this is a win-win situation for me, though it didn’t seem right that one of them should lose out. Fuck, I thought, if only Mark was here, he could of been my wingman. Then I ‘membered about him and that put me in a bad mood for