married,â I said. I wish I had known before Al did. I donât know why but I do.
âI was just a shaver,â he said. âShe wasnât much olderân you two. Pretty as a picture too. But it wasnât a good thing. No, it wasnât a good thing. We was too young. She took our baby daughter and went back to her mama and papa. Too many diapers, too much work, not enough fun, not enough money. Like I say, she didnât know how to cook. Didnât want to learn. Itâs a bad thing to get tied down too young. Remember that, ladies.â
âMr. Richards, whatever happened to your baby daughter?â Al asked.
âWell,â he said, âsheâs not a baby any more. She has two, three babies of her own. Must be one of âem about your age. I sent âem a box of candy last Christmas, I think it was. I donât know if they got it, come to think. I never did hear if they got it.â
We all sat quiet for a minute.
âIâll show you how to make a white sauce,â he said. âFirst, you melt your butter, then stir in your flour slow like, then add milk, stirring all the time. Donât stop stirring or sheâll lump up on you. Very handy thing to know.â
âWhat do you do with it when youâre finished?â Al asked.
âCreamed potatoes,â he said. âCreamed tuna fish. Creamed eggs.â
We looked at him.
âMr. Richards,â Al said, âwhat I would really like to know is how to skate like you do. Skate on the floor with rags. Would you teach me how to do that?â
âWell now,â he said, getting some rags out from under the sink, âthatâs a puzzler. I been doing it for so long I canât recollect when I started. Iâll tell you one thing, though. Itâs not as easy as it looks.â
Al took first turn and she wasnât too good.
âGlide, glide, that does it,â Mr. Richards hollered.
Al gave up after a couple of falls. I went next. I wasnât much better.
âShow us again,â I said. âIt looks so easy when you do it.â
âYoung folks ainât changed a bit,â Mr. Richards said, tying the rags around his sneakers. âThink they can do anything they try first time around. I told you it wasnât as easy as it looks.â And he skated smoothly around the edges of his shining linoleum, smiling a big smile.
Chapter Ten
After church on Sunday my mother started buttering slices of bread and wrapping them in wet towels and waxed paper. They were so thin you could practically see through them.
Teddy came into the kitchen. For once his nose wasnât running, but he had his mouth hanging open in a way I hate. He looks like a moron when he does it.
âMom,â I said, âI thought you promised.â I looked at him hard. âYou have anything to do this afternoon!â I asked. âA science project over at your friendâs house, or how about the movies?â
âThe movie is one of those movies for mature audiences only,â Teddy said with a smirk. When Teddy smirks I would like to slap his face.
âDadâs taking me to the hockey game,â he said. âBoy, what a relief itâll be to get out of this house. What a lot of baloney a tea party is anyway. How come youâre getting so fancy just for old Al and her mother?â
âGood question.â My father came into the kitchen. âUnanswerable, but good. What have we here?â
My mother took a blue box out of the refrigerator.
âSwiss Chalet!â Teddy howled.
The Swiss Chalet is a very expensive bakery where my mother goes only when my grandmotherâmy fatherâs motherâis coming to visit, which she does only about once a year. My grandmother, who is little and round and going bald like my father, has a terrific sweet tooth.
âLetâs have a look,â my father said.
My mother opened the box like it was full of eggs or a