tinting.â As she pulled ahead of the Honda, Mrs. Bledsoe gave it a last glance. âOkay, Iâm going on record here,â she said amiably. âMr. Honda is a bad bet.â
âSays the mom who really knew how to choose,â Janice said.
Mrs. Bledsoe, who had twice been married and divorced, nodded good-naturedly. âPoint to daughter,â she said.
No one said anything for a few moments, and through the back window Lisa watched the Honda slowly splash through a right turn onto a side street. What was weird was how slowly Maurice drove.
Up front, Mrs. Bledsoe said, âI have to exchange a bathrobe at the mall. You girls mind riding along?â The mall was in Syracuse, twenty minutes from Jemison. âWhen we get there, weâll probably have to check in at Starbucks for hot chocolate.â
âYum,â Lisa said.
âHot chocolate,â Janice said matter-of-factly. âVery Mormon. Makes Lisa feel at home. Very obliging of the mother ship.â
Mrs. Bledsoe grinned and said, âThe mother ship will herself partake generously of caffeine.â
âCould we look at shorts afterward?â Janice asked.
âNyet,â her mother said. âBut we could look at job apps. Dog on a Stick is hiring, I heard.â
âHave you even
seen
the uniforms they wear?â Janice asked, and gave Lisa a grin over her shoulder. âWeâd look like a couple of doggy dipsticks! Besides, Lisa and I are on to serious job possibilities at Village Greens.â
Lisa leaned forward over the backseat to get nearer the heat vents and, trying to dispel the bad feeling about Maurice, said, âHealthy outdoor labor. Weâre going to be yard girls.â
Mrs. Bledsoe studied a chipped red fingernail as they waited for a red light. âYard girls, huh?â Her tone was definitely dubious.
Janice began to sing, âGreeeen acres is the place to be, Faaaarm livinâ is the life for me,â and Lisa jumped in with, âLand spreadinâ out so far and wide . . .â
Mrs. Bledsoe interrupted. âYou two are going to mow lawns at Village Greens? Have either of you so much as touched a lawn mower before?â
âNo,â Janice said. âBut the boys can do that. Weâll clip and prune. Rake and sweep. Wave at the old gentlemen.â
âWhat boys?â Mrs. Bledsoe said.
âThe yard boys,â Janice said. âTanned, buff yard boys.â Then, mock serious, âHardworking, college-bound boys who would never ever window tint. Which is why we need new shorts.â
âWhat part of nyet donât you understand, sweetness?â Mrs. Bledsoe said, and even though her tone was friendly, Lisa could tell that she meant it, and Janice seemed to understand it, too, because she let the matter drop. Probably the issue was moneyâ with Janice and her mom, it usually was.
The windshield wipers went
ka-tick ka-tick ka-tick.
For no reason she understood, Lisa found herself thinking of a boy sheâd been watching lately during sacrament meeting, only he wasnât really a boy, he was a missionary, which meant he was at least 19, or maybe 20. His name tag said only Elder Keeslerâshe had no idea what his first name was. Still, once or twice in the past week sheâd found herself writing his last name over and over in the same place until KEESLER was impressed in the paper.
Lisa felt the heat on her face and looked out the window at downtown Syracuse. Smith Restaurant Supply. Red turrets like in a gothic movie. Gold brick, gray stone, spires here and there, old concrete, bare trees, wet streets. Elder Keesler was too old for her, Lisa knew, and he was technically off limits while he was an elder, but who else was she supposed to think about? There were no Mormon boys that she liked in Jemison, or even in Syracuse. âJust wait until you get to BYU,â her mother said, but what kind of lame idea was that? Wait