one side of a steely wave, balanced for a moment on the point, then slid down the other side. The service wasnât necessary; the post office went along with it for the sake of local color. The way things were going it would be discontinued quicker than Saturday delivery.
It was snowing on the Windsor side, flakes as big as Canadian quarters. It made our side look even bleaker than always. One of those drenching springs was coming, the ones that raise the levels of the Great Lakes and the hopes of governors who want to sell water to Arizona.
The Reverend Florence Melville was cradling the receiver when I let myself back into the rectory. I sat down in the Charlemagne chair and crossed my legs.
âYouâre not running for Man of the Year, are you?â She looked like sheâd been having a good time.
âYou asked for references. The people who like me arenât in a position to impress you.â
âThe consensus seems to be you make more trouble for yourself than you have to, and itâs contagious.â
âNot to clients.â
âTheyâre agreed on that too. What annoys them most is what I found most impressive. You donât carry tales, even when it would free you up to do your job.â
âNot carrying tales is the job. You said the same thing about yours.â
âWhile you were out polluting the atmosphere, did you reach any conclusions about whether my offer represents a conflict of interest?â
âItâs a thin line, like I said. Iâd be bending it, but Iâve done that before. It hasnât broken yet.â
âWhat do you charge?â
âFive hundred a day; three days up front, for expenses.â
âAs much as that?â
âI never know when I might have to catch a plane in a hurry. You get back what I donât spend if the job runs shorter, minus my labor. I wouldnât count on it this time. Even when thereâs an army of cops, the average murder investigation runs several weeks when the culprit isnât actually caught red-handed; thatâs a conservative estimate since Detroit closed its police lab. They just found some rape kits they overlooked for twenty years.â
âAre you at all tempted by the reward?â
âNot without knowing who put it up. I canât remember the last time one was paid. It always gets spent somehow, and the bookkeeping always checks. Then thereâs the chance the money manâs the one responsible for the crime, in which case Iâd never see a cent due to my own damn brilliance. The interests donât get more conflicted than that.â I brushed the telltale ash off my suitcoat. âWhatâs your end, apart from having lost a valuable parishioner?â
âDonald Gates was also my friend. So is Amelie. In my work they donât come by the bushel. Friendship means letting your hair down, and no one wants to fart in the presence of a priest. Call it pride, but I canât let a personal injury like this pass. Donât remind me what the Lord said about vengeance; Iâm the referee, remember?â
âWill the Church go along with it?â
âIt wonât have to. Iâm paying you out of my own pocket.â
I watched her open a drawer and take out a checkbook bound in red vinyl. She picked up her pen.
âIâd have to insist you put all other cases aside,â she said, writing; âwith the exception, of course, of your obligation to the sheriffâs department. Running down anonymous tips would be part of the deal anyway.â
I grinned. âJust donât tell Henty. Iâd like to get used to coming and going in the Heights without getting rabbit-punched or thrown in the hoosegow.â
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FIVE
Operator: Sheriffâs tip line. Whatâs your information?
Caller: You need to check out Donald Gatesâs fellow workers at city.
Operator: Which ones, maâam?
Caller: Not until I see the