think of all the boys whoâll want your number.â
Rose shudders. âThey wonât,â she whispers in a tiny voice.
âOh, they will,â Jodie grins. âTrust me.â
I hate to see Rose like this. Sheâs so interesting and funin private, with us, and so shy in public. Sheâs been like this ever since Iâve known her. People donât know what theyâre missing.
âYouâd have us,â I promise her. âWeâd look after you.â
She bites her lip.
âNell, what do you think?â she asks.
âYou do whatever you want, Rose. I donât mind.â
Kind, sweet, unhelpful Nell. I say Iâm happy to do the gig. I donât want to let anyone think I have a problem with George Drury (because I so do). Rose hesitates some more. Itâs obvious she doesnât want to do it, but she canât face letting us down.
âOK,â she says eventually. âWhatever you want.â
âGreat!â Jodie says, patting her on the back. âIâll let George know.â
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I âve never told anyone about the kiss behind the speaker stacks at the festival last summer. Iâd noticed George looking at me a bit, but then Iâd been staring too. Heâs six foot tall and plays football for the county Under-18s team. He is definitely not the ugliest boy in his class.
His girlfriend, Michelle, was off buying him beer at the time. I asked him what time one of the gigs was starting and we got talking. He seemed very friendly and yes, there was a kiss. I was too shocked to stop him.
Pretty quickly though, he remembered where he was, and who I was â or rather, who I wasnât â and he brushed past me as if nothing had happened. I tried to forget the whole thing, although I have to admit I havenât done a very good job of it. Even while I was in Vegas for that whole summer, staying with Dad, I still couldnât get the kiss out of my mind. Every time we sing âSunglassesâ, I think of George. Now weâre about to be in his house.
Why did he ask us? Was it purely coincidence, or was it something to do with me? Was he connected to my phone disappearing? I have such a bad feeling about this.
Rehearsals are a disaster. Weâve never actually rehearsed before. Weâve just been dressing up, or doing makeup tutorials, or playing computer games, and ended up accidentally singing. And we always ended up accidentally singing whatever Jodie happened to be playing, because it didnât really matter. And Jodie always happened to be playing something poppy and preferably cheesy, because she has, as Rose says, no musical taste AT ALL, but nobody minded.
Now it matters. Now we mind.
Well, Nell doesnât mind. Nell will sing anything, and look gorgeous doing so, and sound it. Nellâs real passion is animal husbandry (which I always used to tease her was marrying animals, but so isnât), and if itâs anything to do with the ethical treatment of animals sheâll argue with you to the death, but if itâs music, she doesnât really care. However, Roseâs real passion is music, and she cares a lot. If weâre going to do this at all, she wants us to do it properly.
Jodie wants Abba; Rose wants Alicia Keys. Jodie wants Britney; Rose wants Amy Winehouse. Jodie refuses to doanything by her because her life was âso so tragicâ. I donât know what I want â only that I donât want this stress. The whole point of the band was to relax, and this is definitely not relaxing.
In the end we pick song titles out of a hat. I donât know how she did it, but all the choices are Jodieâs anyway.
Turns out thatâs the least of our troubles.
Nellâs dad delivers us to the house a couple of hours before the party. When we meet George, his eyes hold mine for a split second longer than the