that day, it was easy. Bending my knee and joining her was punishment for the lies Iâd been heaping up all day.
She clutched my hands and prayed for God to rescue our eyes from tears, our feet from stumbling. She prayed for me to get back to growing in Christ. She prayed for God to show us a sign that coming to Independence was His plan. And, when she felt that my prayer wasnât as Spirit-filled as hers, she prayed for God to show me that kneeling to Jesus never works if youâre still standing up inside.
Thatâs the thing about Mom. Sometimes sheâs so right. My insides werenât kneeling. They were back on my bike, wanting to race back to town and leap in that coffin, vacancy or not.
7
Stupid Neighbors
Accepting Bible camp was easier after I got a look at the new neighbors. The house behind us had some ancient couple with closed curtains in all their windows. I sure hopedtheyâd stay closed. The house out my other window was full of good newsâbad news. Good news: not a curtain in the place. Bad news: a few windows were broken. Good news: everyone who lived there was naked. Bad news: they were all bats.
After a dinner of chicken-fried steak, macaroni ânâ cheese, and peas, I took my chair out on the porch and put my feet up where the missing pillar shouldâve been. I was armed with a plastic straw and the two paper napkins from dinner. At dusk, the bats started coming out of the house next door. They dove around the streetlight catching moths, mosquitoes, whatever flew. I tore off little pieces of napkin, balled them up, and shot them from the straw high in the air. A bat would dive for it thinking it was a juicy moth, then shoot upward when it realized it had been fooled. I shot dozens of paper bullets in the air. The bats fell for it every time.
Stupid neighbors.
When I ran out of paper, I watched the flicker of TVs in the other houses on the street. We didnât have a TV. Having a TV and watching fun shows was one of the things I wanted to do in the future. Mom believed TV was a box filled with profane babblers eclipsing the light of Christ. She also said that when the Antichrist came during the End Times, TV was going to be his favorite tool to infiltrate the minds of the unsuspecting. When I thought about it her way, the TVs up and down the street looked less like flickering portals of fun and more like the glowing eyes of the Beast.
Stupid neighbors.
My mother brought her chair outside. I asked her something that had been bugging me. âWhy did you unpack my suitcase when you knew Iâd be going to Bible camp in a couple days?â
âI didnât want you thinking of this place as a motel,â she said. âI want you to remember it as home.â
It was weird. She never called any place âhomeâ until weâd been there a few weeks. I didnât tell her I wouldnât be spending any time at camp being homesick for the one-pillar doghouse. Especially with no neighbors with curves to covet.
When I asked her about the Mormon temple again, things got wonkier. She quoted a verse I hadnât heard before.
âNever take your own revenge, but leave room for the wrath of God, for it is written
, Vengeance is mine, I will repay,
says the Lord.â
I asked her if that meant we were going to stop Whac-a-Moling and let God do the whacking from now on.
âItâs not so black and white,â she answered. âThere are followers of false prophets whose armies are so vast that God will deal with them Himself. But He still needs us to perform small missions. Weâre His guerilla warriors.â
I wasnât convinced sheâd taken the Mormons off her target list. But it was good to know she wasnât planning some insane mission like scaling the Mormonâs hat-shaped steeple and sticking a couple of horns on it.
Then she told me something that really tweaked my brain. âThere are countless ways to reveal