slowly, that he grudged every minute of the four hours he spent teaching. Just getting to the moon was problem enough. He had still not worked out what you did for air there either. But certain experiments had started suggesting that in airless space, soft things like human bodies were liable to come apart. Peaches certainly did. Corkoran that week imploded more peaches than he cared to think about. And peaches were beginning to be expensive now that autumn was coming on. The new load he ordered cost more than twice as much. Suppose, he wondered as he rushed along the corridors to teach his first-year group, suppose I were to give up using spells and just put an iron jacket around them? That would mean an iron jacket for me, too. Iâd land on the moon looking like that dwarf Ruskin.
Here he ran full tilt into Wizard Myrna rushing the other way. Only a deft buffer spell from Myrna prevented either of them from getting hurt. Corkoran reeled against the wall, dropping books and papers. âSo sorry!â he gasped. âMy head was away beyond the clouds.â He bent to pick up his papers. One of them was a list of his students that he had scribbled on for some reason. Oh, yes. He remembered now. And luckily Myrna was there, though looking a little shaken. âOh, Myrna,â he said, âabout those letters I asked you to send to the parents of new students â¦â
Myrna closed her eyes against Corkoranâs tie. It had shining green palm trees on it, somehow interlaced with scarlet bathing beauties. She had been suffering from morning sickness all that week, and she did not feel up to that tie. âAsking for money for the University,â she said. âNot to worry. I sent them all off the day after our meeting.â
âWhat? Every single one?â Corkoran said.
âYes,â said Myrna. âWeâd just had a big delivery of Wizard Derkâs brainy carrier pigeons, so there was no problem.â She opened her eyes. âWhy are you looking so worried? Those birds always get where you tell them to go.â
âI know they do,â Corkoran said morbidly. âNo, no. Iâm not worried. Itâs nothing. Really. Just a bit shaken. Are you all right? Good.â He went on his way feeling quite anxious. But there was so obviously nothing he could do to recall those letters that the feeling did not last. Before he had reached the end of that corridor, Corkoran was telling himself that blood was thicker than water and that more than half those families were going to be so grateful to the University for telling them where their missing children were that they would probably send money, anyway. By the time he reached the tutorial room, he was back with the problem of the imploding peaches.
He could have given that tutorial standing on his head, he had done it so often. He collected the usual six essays on âWhat is wizardsâ magic?â and went on to talk about the underlying theory of magic, almost without thinking. He did notice, however, that his students seemed to have come on quite a bit, even after a mere week. They all joined in the discussion almost intelligently, except the griffin, who simply stared at him. Never mind. There was always one quiet one, though he would have expected that one to be the skinny girl, Claudia, and not the griffin. The piercing orange stare was unnerving. Nor did he understand when he happened to mention a teddy bear as an example of inert protective magic why all the students, even the griffin, fell about laughing. Still, it showed they were melding into a proper group. They accepted it, without difficulty, when he gave them the same essay to write all over again. He always did this. It saved having to think of another title, and it made them all think again. He was quite pleased as he hastened back to his lab to put peaches inside cannonballs.
His students meanwhile streamed off with the rest of the first year to the North
Richard Ellis Preston Jr.