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her efforts, she’d arrived at the peak of her career with a complexion like a rosy apple and all her teeth. No amount of charms could persuade a wart to take root on her handsome if slightly equinefeatures, and vast intakes of sugar only served to give her boundless energy. A wizard she’d consulted had explained it was on account of her having a metabolism, which at least allowed her to feel vaguely superior to Nanny Ogg, who she suspected had never even seen one.
    Magrat dutifully dug out three heaped ones. It would be nice, she thought wistfully, if someone could say “thank you” occasionally.
    She became aware that the crown was staring at her.
    “You can feel it, can you?” said Granny. “It said, didn’t I? Crowns call out!”
    “It’s horrible.”
    “No, no. It’s just being what it is. It can’t help it.”
    “But it’s magic!”
    “It’s just being what it is,” Granny repeated.
    “It’s trying to get me to try it on,” said Magrat, her hand hovering.
    “It does that, yes.”
    “But I shall be strong,” said Magrat.
    “So I should think,” said Granny, her expression suddenly curiously wooden. “What’s Gytha doing?”
    “She’s giving the baby a wash in the sink,” said Magrat vaguely. “How can we hide something like this? What’d happen if we buried it really deeply somewhere?”
    “A badger’d dig it up,” said Granny wearily. “Or someone’d go prospecting for gold or something. Or a tree’d tangle its roots around it and then be blown over in a storm, and then someone’d pick it up and put it on—”
    “Unless they were as strong-minded as us,” Magrat pointed out.
    “Unless that, of course,” said Granny, staring at her fingernails. “Though the thing with crowns is, it isn’t the putting them on that’s the problem, it’s the taking them off.”
    Magrat picked it up and turned it over in her hands.
    “It’s not as though it even looks much like a crown,” she said.
    “You’ve seen a lot, I expect,” said Granny. “You’d be an expert on them, naturally.”
    “Seen a fair few. They’ve got a lot more jewels on them, and cloth bits in the middle,” said Magrat defiantly. “This is just a thin little thing—”
    “Magrat Garlick!”
    “I have. When I was being trained up by Goodie Whemper—”
    “—maysherestinpeace—”
    “—maysherestinpeace, she used to take me over to Razorback or into Lancre whenever the strolling players were in town. She was very keen on the theater. They’ve got more crowns than you can shake a stick at although, mind—” she paused—” Goodie did say they’re made of tin and paper and stuff. And just glass for the jewels. But they look more realler than this one. Do you think that’s strange?”
    “Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things. Well-known fact,” said Granny. “But I don’t hold with encouraging it. What do they stroll about playing, then, in these crowns?”
    “You don’t know about the theater?” said Magrat.
    Granny Weatherwax, who never declared her ignorance of anything, didn’t hesitate. “Oh, yes,” she said. “It’s one of them style of things, then, is it?”
    “Goodie Whemper said it held a mirror up to life,” said Magrat. “She said it always cheered her up.”
    “I expect it would,” said Granny, striking out. “Played properly, at any rate. Good people, are they, these theater players?”
    “I think so.”
    “And they stroll around the country, you say?” said Granny thoughtfully, looking toward the scullery door.
    “All over the place. There’s a troupe in Lancre now, I heard. I haven’t been because, you know.” Magrat looked down. “’Tis not right, a woman going into such places by herself.”
    Granny nodded. She thoroughly approved of such sentiments so long as there was, of course, no suggestion that they applied to her.
    She drummed her fingers on Magrat’s tablecloth.
    “Right,” she said. “And why not? Go