thief carried it so Halloween would like himâso sheâd go with him and not complain.â
âThatâs reasonable,â said Mrs. Popp, âif we can associate the word
reasonable
with someone who steals cats. What kind of person would do such a thing?â
âA wacko!â said Jeremiah.
Professor Popp arched his eyebrows. âJere
mi
ah?â
âSorry,â Jeremiah said. âA nut case?â
Mrs. Popp pursed her lips and shook her head.
This time Jeremiah thought for a few seconds. Then he said, âA lunatic.â
His parents looked at one another. âBetter,â they agreed.
âDid you know the word
lunatic
comes from
luna
âthe Latin word for moon?â Mrs. Popp asked. âA lunatic was thought to be somebody influenced by the moon.â
âYou mean like werewolves?â I asked.
Yasmeen laughed. âSo now you think it was a werewolf who stole Halloween?â
Jeremiah shook his head again. âUh-oh.â
âYou donât even believe in werewolves,â I reminded Yasmeen, âor ghosts either.â
âBut ghosts are real,â said Jeremiah, âarenât they?â
âNo,â said his mom.
âPossibly,â said his dad. âYou know, Iâve done a bit of research on ghost stories. Every culture has them. Is that coincidence?â
âOh, Derek, for goodness sake,â said Mrs. Popp. âWhen people donât understand something, they invent a supernatural explanation. There are many mysteries in the world, but one thing is certain: Ghosts exist
only
in the imagination.â
Chapter Nine
There is something strange when you look into a mystery: It sort of takes over your brain and even your sleep. That night I dreamed we found a whole bunch of clues, but most of them turned into fish and swam away. The only one that didnât was a little slip of white paper with writing on it.
The dream woke me at six, and I couldnât fall back to sleep. Luau was awake, too, lying on my feet, blinking at me and purring, which meant,
I love you, Alex, I love you soâespecially when you give me catnip
.
Down the hall I could hear my mom in theshower. It was Monday. She worked an early shift. This would be my best chance to talk to her.
I went down to the kitchen and poured myself a bowl of Pirate Berry Crunch. Mom came down a couple of minutes later. When she saw me, she jumped.
âWhat on earth are you doing up?â she asked.
âSorry,â I said. âI couldnât sleep.â
The coffeemaker was burbling. Dad measures out the grounds and water the night before, then sets a timer so itâs ready when Mom gets up. I used to think this was nice of him, but Mom says he only does it so he can sleep in without feeling guilty. Now she poured herself a mug and sat down across from me at the table.
âIs something wrong?â she asked.
âJust the missing cats,â I said. âI canât stop thinking about themâKyleâs especially.â Then I told her about my dream and about finding the catnip under the car. I told her what Bub said about a ghost story, too.
Mom nodded. âWeâve been lucky the last few years. No cats stolen at all. But before that, I remember several incidents. People with a sicksense of humor stole them and blamed the ghost. Once there was a ransom note. Another time somebody deposited two in the cellar at the Harvey house. It was vacant then. Luckily, the cats made plenty of noise, and a neighbor heard them. The cats were pretty hungry by the time we found them.â
âKyle said the thief might have been a ghost,â I told her.
Mom laughed and shook her head. âRight, honey. And the tooth fairy robs banks in her off-hours.â
I laughed, too. Then I told her Mr. Stone was supposed to be the expert on the old ghost story.
Mom said that didnât surprise her, then she looked at her watch and stood up.