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bigger lad in Uncle Richie’s boxing gym. I just know I’m going to score – it’s mad, I can almost sense it’s going to happen.
    ‘Giggsy, I’m putting this one away.’
    He hands the ball over and I curl a shot into the top left-hand corner, easy as you like. Goal number three, a hat-trick on my Old Trafford debut.
    We win 6–2 and in the dressing room afterwards everyone seems to be in a state of shock. I don’t think anybody can believe what I’ve just done out there. I can’t get my brain around it either. Rio sits there shaking his head, looking at me like I’ve just landed from outer space. The older lads, like Gary Nev and Giggsy, are thinking the same thing, I can tell,but they’re keeping it in. They’ve probably seen amazing stuff like this loads of times before with players like Eric Cantona and David Beckham, so they stay silent. They probably don’t want to build me up just yet. To them, my hat-trick is part of another day at the office, just like it is to The Manager, who shakes my hand and tells me I’ve made a good start to my United career.
    Nobody’s getting carried away.
    There isn’t a massive party to enjoy afterwards, no one gets bevvied up or hits the town. Some players I know would be out with their teammates having scored a hat-trick on their debut. Instead, everyone goes home. But not me, I haven’t even got a gaff to go to. Coleen and I are living out of a hotel while we look for a new house, so to celebrate the start of my Old Trafford career we order room service and watch the match highlights on the box, but it all seems so weird.
    I feel numb.
    I always knew that I was going to experience a massive change in my life by signing for United, but I didn’t expect it to be this big. The strangest thing is, I don’t feel like I’m on the verge of anything special. I don’t feel like a special player. I’ve never felt that way, even as a kid playing for Everton. Tonight as we sit eating our room service tea I feel confident, confident that I have the ability to help United win games and trophies, but I can see that everyone else in the dressing room has the ability to do that, too.
    At Old Trafford I’m nothing special; I’m not a standout player. But I reckon I can help United to be a standout team.
    *****
    Despite my brilliant start, it doesn’t take long for me to get up Roy Keane’s nose.
    On the pitch, Roy’s a leader; I can see that from training with him. He yells a lot, he inspires through example, but he rarely dishes out instructions – he’s just really demanding, always telling us to graft harder.
    He can be just as demanding off the pitch.
    On the night before my first away game against Birmingham City (a 0–0 draw), the squad sits down for tea in the team hotel, a fancy place with a private dining room just for us, complete with plasma screen telly. Roy’s watching the rugby, but the minute he gets up to go to the loo, I swipe the controls and flip the channel so the lads can watch
The X Factor
on the other side. Then I stuff the remote in my trackie pocket.
    When Roy comes back and notices Simon Cowell’s face on the telly, he’s not happy. He starts shouting.
    ‘Who’s turned it over? Where’s the remote?’
    I don’t say a word. Nobody does. Everyone starts looking around the room, trying to avoid his glare.
    ‘Well, if no one’s watching this, I’ll turn it off.’
    Roy walks up to the telly and yanks the plug out of the wall. The lads sit there in silence. There isn’t a sound, apart from the scrape of cutlery on plates. It’s moody.
    After dinner we all crash out early, but at around midnight, I get a knock on the door. It’s the club security guard.
    ‘Alright Wayne,’ he says. ‘Roy’s sent me. He wants to know where the remote controls are.’
    I realise it’s Roy’s way of letting on to me that he knows exactly what’s happened. It’s a message.
    You’re for it now.
    I hand them over and wonder what’s going to happen. But