the only reason she hasnât yet threatened him with hellfire is because she doesnât know where to get it.
I took pity on him and changed the subject.
By then weâd reached my place and were in the kitchen. Seemed that having his life endangered for eating forbidden food had given Tack an appetite. He asked right away if there was anything to snack on. I got some bread and peanut butter out, along with a couple of knives. We donât bother with plates unless my mom is around to insist.
âWant jam?â I asked.
âGot any grape jelly?â
I looked. There was none. He settled for strawberry jam, and we put together a couple of sandwiches and flopped on the couch to eat them.
That was when my sister Lynn came storming through the door, bawling her eyes out.
chapter five
T he sight of my sister sobbing alarmed me, but not because of any worry over what might be wrong with her. Iâd seen her bawling enough times through the years that Iâd become immune to it by then. My main concern was that she might waste a bunch of my time with some stupid story about the latest fight between her and her boyfriend, Conor Sweeney.
The main thing to remember in that kind of situation is that you should act like you care without encouraging too much talk.
âItâll be okay,â I said. You have to say something .
âNâ¦nâ¦no, it woâ¦woâ¦wonât,â she blubbered.
It takes experience to learn how to shut this kind of drama down as fast as possible. I had plenty of practice. The problem: Tack had none.
I saw him shift in his chair and turn to face her. I saw his mouth start to open â saw it like it was happening in slow motion. I knew he was going to say something and that whatever it was, it would be the wrong thing.
Sadly, I was powerless to stop him.
âWhatâs wrong, Lynn?â
A long, tortured NOOOOOOOOOO echoed in my head. Too late.
âIâ¦I bâ¦bâ¦broke up with C...Conâ¦or.â This brought on renewed hysterics.
(Every time they break up she claims she did the dumping, which is not even close to the truth.)
Tack blundered on.
âAw, thatâs too bad,â he told her. I silently willed him not to ask what happened, so of course the next words out of his mouth were âWhat went down?â
Youâd almost wonder how a person could get to be Tackâs age without knowing better than that. Sure, heâs only got brothers, but he should have learned something from the girls heâs gone out with. From what Iâve seen, they all operate pretty much the same.
It took all of my willpower to keep from snorting or rolling my eyes or doing anything else to make what was coming worse.
âConor,â Lynn said through her sobs and tears, âforgot the anniversary of our first kiss.â
Tack looked confused. Why wouldnât he? He was probably thinking, Thatâs it? All this wailing and wet-eye is because the poor sap forgot a stupid date? Thankfully, he didnât say anything like that out loud.
Lynn reached into her purse, brought out a package of Kleenex, tugged one out and blew her nose. Then she was ready to go on.
âIâm sure you can imagine how awful that made me feel, Tack. I was just devastated.â
Tack looked like a cornered animal. His eyes darted to the left and right, but there was no way out. He mumbled something that sounded like, âRats tube hat.â I wasnât sure if Iâd misheard, or if he was too panicked to form a sentence.
âI knew that if Conor could forget something that important, our relationship was in serious trouble.â Lynn dabbed at her eyes with a fresh Kleenex. âTo be honest, I should have seen this coming. Iâve felt us growing apart â women can sense these things. And we really hadnât been working on our relationship the way we should have been.
âBut the worst part is, it tells me Conor doesnât