was so confused by the dichotomy between her name, accent, and appearance that I couldnât concentrate on the questions she was asking. Finally she slammed her hand on the desk. âWhat the matter?â she asked, sounding more Chinese than ever.
âIâm sorry. You just look so Irish.â
A strand of hair had fallen across her eye. Instead of swiping it away with her hand, she blew it back in place before speaking. âMy accentâs pretty good, isnât it? Itâs an imitation of my mother-in-law. I love doing that to people.â She laughed.
I gave her my best look of disapproval, but I was trying really hard not to laugh. âHow old are you?â
She laughed but didnât answer.
Two years ago Luci and her husband, Kip, divorced. We all assumed sheâd go back to her maiden name, Corrigan. I swear the only reason she hasnât is so that she can keep playing her childish prank on new employees.
When Kip and Luci separated, she called in sick for a week. When she returned to work, she was no longer wearing her rings. âIs everything all right with Kip?â I asked.
There wasnât a hint of emotion in Luciâs voice when she answered, âKip moved out and is no longer an acceptable subject of conversation.â
âWhat happened?â
âThatâs between Kip and I.â
âMe. Between Kip and me.â Sometimes I just canât help myself.
Luci rolled her chair back from her desk so hard that it hit the wall behind her and stormed out of the office. Weâve barely talked about Kip since.
Despite her reluctance to talk about herself, Luci is the best friend I have had since Neesha moved. In fact, sharing an office with her is much how I imagine sharing a room with a sister would have been. Today, when I get to work, I notice a keyboard stained with coffee in the trash next to Luciâs desk, yet Luci sits behind her computer, typing away. When I look at my desk, I see that my keyboard is missing. âGive me back my keyboard.â
âJust go to IT and get a new one.â I walk to her desk and rip the keyboard cord out of the monitor. Luci picks up the keyboard and hugs it tightly to her chest. âJust go to IT.â
I yank on the cord. âYou go!â
Our manager, Jamie, walks in on our argument. âGinaâs trying to steal my keyboard,â Luci whines.
âItâs my keyboard.â
Jamie ignores us. âCooper Allen submitted a report that needs to be at Apple by three today. Which one of you has the bandwidth?â Luci points at me, and just like that, Iâm stuck with the rush job.
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Iâm so engrossed editing the report that I donât notice whatâs happening outside until just after 1 p.m., when Luci stands before me, dressed in her coat, hat, and gloves. âItâs snowing really hard.â She uses her keys to point to the window behind me. âIâm leaving before it gets worse. You should, too.â
I turn toward the window. Luciâs right. Flakes the size of cotton balls pour from the sky, and a thick white blanket covers the ground. Honest to God, I have no business living in New England. I hate snow, and I especially hate driving in it. I should be in Florida for the winter with my parents.
âTheyâre predicting seventeen inches,â Luci says.
The forecast I heard this morning was two to three inches, but I can see that there is already at least four or five inches out there. Imagine being a meteorologist and everyone knowing when you screw up at work? Of course, if I was wrong as often as our local meteorologists, I certainly wouldnât have a job anymore. âIâll leave as soon as I finish editing Cooperâs report.â
âWell, be careful.â Luci leaves without offering to help. Thatâs Luci Chin, my best friend.
Three hours later, the snow comes halfway up my shins as I trudge through the parking lot to my car.