her.
Sounding dazed, she murmured, âI feelâstupidâIâI canât think.â
âYou donât have to think,â Starkwedder told her. âYouâve just got to obey orders. Now then, hereâs the blueprint. First, have you got a furnace of any kind in the house?â
âA furnace?â Laura thought, and then replied, âWell, thereâs the water boiler.â
âGood.â He went to the desk, took the newspaper, and rolled up the scraps of paper in it. Returning to Laura, he handed her the bundle. âNow then,â he instructed her, âthe first thing you do is to go into the kitchen and put this in the boiler. Then you go upstairs, get out of your clothes and into a dressing-gownâornegligée, or what-have-you.â He paused. âHave you got any aspirin?â
Puzzled, Laura replied, âYes.â
As though thinking and planning as he spoke, Starkwedder continued, âWellâempty the bottle down the loo. Then go along to someoneâyour mother-in-law, or Missâwhat is itâBennett?âand say youâve got a headache and want some aspirin. Then, while youâre with whoever it isâleave the door open, by the wayâyouâll hear the shot.â
âWhat shot?â asked Laura, staring at him.
Without replying, Starkwedder crossed to the table by the wheelchair and picked up the gun. âYes, yes,â he murmured absently, âIâll attend to that.â He examined the gun. âHm. Looks foreign to meâwar souvenir, is it?â
Laura rose from the stool. âI donât know,â she told him. âRichard had several foreign makes of pistol.â
âI wonder if itâs registered,â Starkwedder said, almost to himself, still holding the gun.
Laura sat on the sofa. âRichard had a licenceâif thatâs what you call itâa permit for his collection,â she said.
âYes, I suppose he would have. But that doesnât mean that they would all be registered in his name. In practice, people are often rather careless about that kind of thing. Is there anyone whoâd be likely to know definitely?â
âAngell might,â said Laura. âDoes it matter?â
Starkwedder moved about the room as he replied. âWell, the way weâre building this up, old MacThingâthe father of the child Richard ran overâis more likely to come bursting in, breathing blood and thunder and revenge, with his own weapon at the ready. But one could, after all, make out quite a plausible case the other way. This manâwhoever he isâbursts in. Richard, only half awake, snatches up his gun. The other fellow wrenches it away from him, and shoots. I admit it sounds a bit far-fetched, but itâll have to do. Weâve got to take some risks, it just canât be avoided.â
He placed the gun on the table by the wheelchair, and approached her. âNow then,â he continued, âhave we thought of everything? I hope so. The fact that he was shot a quarter of an hour or twenty minutes earlier wonât be apparent by the time the police get here. Driving along these roads in this fog wonât be easy for them.â He went over to the curtain by the french windows, lifted it, and looked at the bullet holes in the wall. ââRWâ. Very nice. Iâll try to add a full stop.â
Replacing the curtain, he came back to her. âWhen you hear the shot,â he instructed Laura, âwhat you do is register alarm, and bring Miss Bennettâor anyone else you can collectâdown here. Your story is that you donât know anything. You went to bed, you wokeup with a violent headache, you went along to look for aspirinâand thatâs all you know. Understand?â
Laura nodded.
âGood,â said Starkwedder. âAll the rest you leave to me. Are you feeling all right now?â
âYes, I think so,â
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