of tin and copper.â
âYou have an established itinerary, then?â Marc lit his pipe with a tinder stick and puffed peaceably.
âWell, not what youâd really call regular-like,â OâHurley said.
âWhich is to say, we improvise,â Connors said, leaning over to allow Marc to light his clay calumet with a fresh tinder, âas occasion dictates.â He sucked his tobacco into life and continued. âAs a man of the world, Iâm sure you know there are people in this distant dominion of King William who, notwithstanding the intent and principle of His Majestyâs law so recently and justly amendedââ
âYou are referring to the repeal of the Alien Act? Naturalized citizens from the United States can now keep their property and participate fully in political life,â Marc asserted confidently.
Connors squintedâpart frown and part smileâthen grinned and said, âYes, but many of your countrymen persist in believing that any resident of this province who hails from the United States of Americaâhowever long ago and however naturalized sinceâis a primee fashia blackguard and potential seditionist. A Yankee spy under every rock, to use the vernacular.â
âSo you move about ⦠judiciously,â Marc offered.
âHow well put. You seem uncommonly schooled for a soldier, sir.â
Marc acknowledged the compliment with a nod. âAnd are you a smithy as well?â
OâHurley coughed and spluttered into his cup.
âI, sir,â Connors declaimed, âam a smithy of words and subordinate clauses, of tracts and contractsâmonetary, fiduciary, and commercial. I draw up bills of sale and bills of lading, deeds of property and dunnings of debt. I drum and I stake and I capitalize; I minister and mollify.â
âA solicitor, then.â
Connors reeled back as if struck by a blow as cowardly as it was mortal. âYou jest, sir. If I am to be vilified by that name, it can only be in the generic sense. I do what lawyers in my country do, but without the handicap of education or licence. In brief, young sir, I am what the Republic hails as its quintessential citizen: an entrepreneur.â He leaned back, laid his gloved hands across his mustard waistcoat, and smiled without a trace of guile.
âHe does the thinkinâ,â OâHurley said, âand I do the craftinâ.â
âThe perfect partnership, you might say,â Connors added.
âAnd you travel together, then? Both of you on a single donkey?â
âNot literally, of course, like Yankee Doodle or our Good Lord on Palm Sunday. I come up by myself to scout out new territory and solicit orders, and once in a blue moon I get the urge to hit the open road for a spell. Then Ferris and I set out in tandem.â
Assuming he had been tossed a cue, Ferris blinked sleepily and said, âNinianâs got a sister up here he likes to visit.â
âAnd where does she live?â
âNow youâve gone and done it, Ferris old friend,â Connors sighed. âYouâve flat out embarrassed me.â He turned to Marc and slowly raised his downcast, abashed eyes. âThe visits to my dear sister are, sir, acts of kindness towards that poor impoverished soul and her wretched children, and Ferris knows full well I do not wish to have broadcast those acts of Christian charity that should be executed privily for their own sake and not for the public aggrandizement of the perpetrator.â
âI think itâs time for me to turn in,â Marc said.
âYouâll not have one more drink, then?â
Marc yawned and shook his head.
âSurely one toast to His Majesty.â
âJust two fingers, then,â Marc said.
âWhy donât you give him a swig from the canteen?â OâHurley suggested.
Connors shot him a look that was part reproving, part resignation, then managed to attach his smile to it
Jerry B. Jenkins, Chris Fabry