when he opened his mouth to protest. âMeekness! Me! He doesnât have a single thought for others.â
She kicked a small, three-legged stool out of her way.
âAnd he blatantly goes against the Bibleâs strictures on cousinly treatment. I just hope he enjoys his days in hell for this!â
One of the scullery maids burst into tears and ran out of the kitchen.
Dagmar struck a dramatic pose for three seconds. âWell, Iâm not going to a convent! Iâd sooner starve to death on the streets than become a submissive, pious creature. I just hope that when Julia and I fall over in the square outside of the palace and die of starvation and lack of home, the people of Copenhagen know Frederick for what he is!â On her way out, she snagged a basket of freshly gathered eggs, a wheel of cheese the size of her head, and a small brown puppy that had been tied with a bit of twine to a table leg. She didnât know to whom the puppy belonged, but she didnât approve of animals being tied up, and in her present belligerent mood, she didnât particularly care that it wasnât hers to take.
As she left the palace, she began to have second thoughts about the puppy. Not only did he squirm in such a way as to make him difficult to hold, but he also seemed to have a fondness for the boiled pigâs head. It was a bit of a struggle, but at last she managed to pry him off the head, although he did claim one of the pigâs ears. She paused when she reached the guards at the door. âJens.â
The guard in question bowed low. âYes, Your Serene Highness?â
âDo your boys have a dog?â
He looked startled for a moment, his gaze dropping to the puppy where it chomped happily on the disattached ear. âErâ¦no, Your Highness.â
âWould they like one?â
Jens hesitated, then gave a weak smile. âAs a matter of fact, the wife and I have spoken on the subject. We thought weâd wait a few years until the littlest was a bit olderâ¦â
Dagmar considered him. âWill you treat him right?â
âMy youngest?â Jens looked surprised. âAye, the ladâs a bit lively, butââ
âNo, the puppy. If I gave you this puppy for your sons, would you treat him right?â
Jens blinked.
âWould you love him and cherish him and not strike him just because he has a propensity toward boiled pigsâ heads?â
His gaze shifted to the head clutched in Dagmarâs left arm. He pursed his lips.
âWould you let him sleep on your boysâ beds, and take him for walks even when it was snowing, and give him things to chew on because you understand that dogs need to chew sometimes?â
Jens glanced over to the other guard, who shrugged. âAye?â he said hesitantly, more of a question than a statement.
Dagmar nodded to herself and shoved the puppy/ear bundle into his arms. âGood. I can go to my death by starvation and lack of home with an easy heart. I have named him Beelzebub. You may call him Bub if you like. Good day.â
Two
Under no circumstances should a princess lower herself to the sin of telling falsehoods. Likewise indulging in blasphemy, stealing, and thinking impure thoughts about the new head groom who may or may not spend an inordinate amount of time sans shirt while grooming the horses.
âPrincess Christian of Sonderburg-Beckâs Guide for Her Daughterâs Illumination and Betterment
The walk to the harbor wasnât a long one, no matter how slowly her steps dragged. Truly, she didnât want to talk to some strange British captain. She didnât want to be sent to her cousinâs overcrowded vicarage where sheâd be a glorifiedâand unpaidâslave, but the steely look in her cousinâs eyes warned that her choice was that or life in a French convent.
She shivered. âAll I want is a quiet little cottage somewhere, where Julia and I can live out our