landscape, he still wasnât sure they were better off here than they would have been had they remained on the captured cruiser. High sandstone mesas dominated the skyline to one side. Every other direction showed only endless series of marching dunes like long yellow teeth stretching for kilometer on kilometer into the distance. Sand ocean blended into sky-glare until it was impossible to distinguish where one ended and the other began.
A faint cloud of minute dust particles rose in their wake as the two robots marched away from the pod. That vehicle, its intended function fully discharged, was now quite useless. Neither robot had been designed for pedal locomotion on this kind of terrain, so they had to fight their way across the unstable surface.
âWe seem to have been made to suffer,â Threepio moaned in self-pity. âItâs a rotten existence.â Something squeaked in his right leg and he winced. âIâve got to rest before I fall apart. My internals still havenât recovered from that headlong crash you called a landing.â
He paused, but Artoo Detoo did not. The little automaton had performed a sharp turn and was now ambling slowly but steadily in the direction of the nearest outjut of mesa.
âHey,â Threepio yelled. Artoo ignored the call and continued striding. âWhere do you think youâre going?â
Now Artoo paused, emitting a stream of electronic explanation as Threepio exhaustedly walked over to join him.
âWell, Iâm not going that way,â Threepio declared when Artoo had concluded his explanation. âItâs toorocky.â He gestured in the direction they had been walking, at an angle away from the cliffs. âThis way is much easier.â A metal hand waved disparagingly at the high mesas. âWhat makes you think there are any settlements that way, anyhow?â
A long whistle issued from the depths of Artoo.
âDonât get technical with me,â Threepio warned. âIâve had just about enough of your decisions.â
Artoo beeped once.
âAll right, go your way,â Threepio announced grandly. âYouâll be sandlogged within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile.â He gave the Artoo unit a contemptuous shove, sending the smaller robot tumbling down a slight dune. As it struggled at the bottom to regain its feet, Threepio started off toward the blurred, glaring horizon, glancing back over his shoulder. âDonât let me catch you following me, begging for help,â he warned, âbecause you wonât get it.â
Below the crest of the dune, the Artoo unit righted itself. It paused briefly to clean its single electronic eye with an auxiliary arm. Then it produced an electronic squeal which was almost, though not quite, a human expression of rage. Humming quietly to itself then, it turned and trudged off toward the sandstone ridges as if nothing had happened.
Several hours later a straining Threepio, his internal thermostat overloaded and edging dangerously toward overheat shutdown, struggled up the top of what he hoped was the last towering dune. Nearby, pillars and buttresses of bleached calcium, the bones of some enormous beast, formed an unpromising landmark. Reaching the crest of the dune, Threepio peered anxiously ahead. Instead of the hoped-for greenery of human civilizationhe saw only several dozen more dunes, identical in form and promise to the one he now stood upon. The farthest rose even higher than the one he presently surmounted.
Threepio turned and looked back toward the now far-off rocky plateau, which was beginning to grow indistinct with distance and heat distortion. âYou malfunctioning little twerp,â he muttered, unable even now to admit to himself that perhaps, just possibly, the Artoo unit might have been right. âThis is all your fault. You tricked me into going this way, but youâll do no better.â
Nor would he if he didnât continue on.