told him Iâd always admired your work and would like to ask you to lunch and have a talk. Instead of which, you very kindly asked me.â
âWell,â said Furze, âthe thing I donât understand is why the devil you want my advice at all. This is the sort of thing a man has to worry out for himself. Why ask me to take the responsibility of advising you on anything so crazy?â
Mr Todhunter leaned across the table, his head poised in front of his bony shoulders, more like that of a tortoise than ever.
âIâll tell you,â he said earnestly. âBecause Iâd formed the opinion that you arenât afraid of responsibility. Nearly everyone is. I am myself. And furthermore, I believed that anything a little crazy, as you describe it, might appeal to you.â
Furze gave a sudden shout of laughter, startling a waiter. âBy Jove, I believe youâre right there too.â
âAnd thirdly,â pursued Mr Todhunter seriously, âbecause youâre one of the few people I know of who are really doing some good in the world.â
âOh, nonsense,â Furze contradicted. âThere are plenty of people working in a quiet way, without any thanks or recognition. Youâd be surprised.â
âI should,â said Mr Todhunter drily. âIn any case, I know through Chitterwick what youâve been doing ever since the war, for the Middlemanâs League-oppressed middle classes and so on. And I know how much solid good youâve done, if all these things like insurance for blackcoat workers and so on that theyâve been putting through Parliament lately are chiefly due to you, as Chitterwick says. So you seemed to me the obvious person to advise me on my own position and tell me if thereâs any way I can use it for the general good,â
âThatâs all nonsense of course. There are dozens of us working on this tack alone and still more trying to get things done on sensible lines for the unemployed. Thereâs plenty of altruism about still, thank heaven, though goodness knows how long it will last. But as for your own case, if you really want me to advise you. . .â
âYes?â said Mr Todhunter eagerly.
âGo off and have as good a time as you can and forget all about Hitler and everyone else.â
For a moment Mr Todhunter looked disappointed, and his head drew back as if into its shell. Then once again it shot forward.
âYes, I understand. Thatâs your advice. And now tell me what youâd do if you were in my place.â
âAh,â said Furze, âThatâs quite different. But I think, if you donât mind, that I wonât. After all, Iâve never met you before, have I? Iâm sure Chitterwick is quite right in all he says of you, but I really canât put myself in the position later of having been an accessory before the fact.â
Mr Todhunter sighed. âYes, I quite see your point. And of course the idea sounds quite fantastic. It was very good of you to listen to me at all.â
âNot at all. Most interesting. Youâll have cheese, wonât you? The green cheddar here is usually quite eatable.â
âNo, thank you. Iâm afraid cheese invariably disagrees with me.â
âReally? Thatâs a pity. By the way, are you interested in cricket? I was at Lordâs last Wednesday, and--â
âHow very odd. So was I. A magnificent finish, wasnât it? And that reminds me, you and I once played against each other.â
âIs that so?â
âYes. I was in the Valetudinarian team that came down to Winchester the year you were keeping wicket, during the war.â
âThe old Crocks? Were you really? I remember that match very well. Then you must have known Dick Warburton?â
âVery well indeed. We went to Sherborne the same year.â
âOh, you were at Sherborne? Iâve got a young cousin there now.â
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