me.
âHeâs Jesseâs friend,â I whispered back. âNot mine.â
Gene gulped down the club soda in a single swallow. A few seconds later he was burping his head off. It was really gross.
I thought there was no way my parents would let Gene stay for dinner. But they did. Jesse and I have really nice parents.
âWeâre only having pizza,â Mom told me. âYouâve got about half an hour.â
Jesse and I led Gene up to Jesseâs room. âHouses have changed,â Gene murmured. âNo butter churn.â
I turned to him. âWill you try to be more normal?â I whispered. âYou donât want my parents to think that youâre weird, do you?â
âWeird? Me âweird?â he replied, his eyes wide with shock. âIâm the most normal genie in the Lost Kingdoms of the Great and Golden Raj!â
âWell, try to act like a normal twelve-year-old person,â I pleaded.
âThereâs no such thing,â he muttered. He picked up the remote clicker to Jesseâs TV. âWhatâs this?â
âFor the TV,â I explained.
âDonât spell your words out,â he scolded. âDonât whisper, donât call names, and donât spell out your words! It drives me crazy!â
I pointed across the room. âThatâs called a TV,â I said. âYou can watch things on it.â
âHere. Iâll show you,â Jesse offered. He took the remote clicker and turned on the TV.
Gene smiled as the picture appeared. A Bugs Bunny cartoon.
âYou watch for a while,â Jesse told him. He shoved me toward the door. âHannah and I will go talk about our next wish. Okay?â
âThis TV is some kind of magic,â Gene said, staring at Elmer Fudd. âHow does it work?â
Jesse and I closed the bedroom door behind us and made our way to the end of the hall to talk in private.
âWhat are we going to do?â Jesse whispered.
âWe have to get him out of here. Heâs too weird. Mom and Dad will never believe heâs a normal kid.â
I nodded. âI know. But how can we get rid of him?â
âMaybe we should make two more wishesâreal quick,â Jesse suggested. âWe couldââ
âToo dangerous,â I interrupted. âWe have to be careful. Our first wish was a disaster.â
âBut we know we want to do something about the Burger brothersâright?â Jesse insisted.
I shook my head. âIâm not so sure. Itâs all too dangerous. And Gene is so weird. He might mess up again and do something terrible to us.â
Jesse gazed over my shoulder at the bedroom door. âItâs very quiet in there,â he whispered. âI donât hear the TV anymore.â
âMaybe we should make two dumb wishes,â I suggested. âYou knowâask for a closet full of candy bars and a stack of hundred-dollar bills. Just to get rid of him.â
âNo way,â Jesse replied sharply. âI just keep picturing my backpack, all soaked and drenched in mud. My science project that I worked six weeks onâtotally ruined.â
Jesse sighed. âI really want to pay back Mike and Roy. I really do.â
âI think itâs a bad idea,â I insisted. âI donât think we can trust Gene. I think we have to get rid of him as fast as we can.â
âDinner!â Momâs call from downstairs interrupted our discussion.
âWeâll be right down!â I called back.
Jesse and I hurried back to Jesseâs room to get Gene. âDo you think heâll be okay at dinner?â I whispered.
But Jesse had no chance to answer.
We pushed open the bedroom doorâand both of us gasped in horror.
11
F irst I saw bolts and wires and sheets of metal strewn over the bedroom carpet. Then I saw the TVâs picture tube lying on its side in front of the dresser.
Knobs and electronic