stood at the microphone. He spat out words like he couldnât stand the thought of what he was saying. âYou people are downright destroying the planet for the kids you pretend to care about.â
Someone in the audience laughed. Dad shot him the âdeath lookâ (a look of disgust that would make the worst criminal crumble). The man slumped down in his seat.
Then Dad looked over the rims of his glasses like a crazy professor and went on. âOcean acidification from too much carbon dioxide is already happening, and the warnings have been given by scientists about the risk of devastating our marine life and fisheries. And worse than that, higher levels of smog due to warmer temperatures potentially could increase respiratory illnesses.â
Dad shook his head and went on. âAnd you, Mayor Prindle, catapault yourself into the twenty-first century with your statement in todayâs paper â âGlobal Warming: There just might be something to it.â Itâs about time you buffoon.â
Dad grabbed his pile of crumpled notes from the podium, bumping the microphone and making a loud hollow sound before he walked back to his seat.
Pretty Boy Eddie said his usual comment to Dad in his usual smarmy way, and the next speaker in line looked like he wished heâd stayed home.
(Dad would be proud if he read this. Proud of himself.)
WRITING EXERCISE: Poetry
Dad is saving
The planet
For the Good Lord.
Sometimes
I wonder
If anyone
Is worried
About saving
Me.
!?
WRITING EXERCISE: Write about something that didnât turn out the way you expected.
I dreaded helping Dad with the go-cart class. For obvious reasons. The teasing. The jokes. The boys. The teasing. The jokes. The boys. But something surprised me.
Itâs not normal for me to know so much about engines. But itâs more un-normal for the boys to know so little. Most of them didnât know a piston from a crankshaft. They didnât know an adjustable wrench from a combination wrench. And forget about knowing how to use the tools. They were clueless. It was kind of embarrassing.
So when it came time to build their engines, the jokes came to a screeching halt. They needed too much help. Dad couldnât help everyone at the same time; but when he was busy, I could help. So they all started being A LOT nicer to me. I didnât trust them at first. Thought maybe they were planning some big prank. But when I saw that most of them didnât even know which way to turn a screwdriver, I knew none of them were smart enough to be planning a prank AND building an engine.
They couldnât believe I knew exactly how to do everything. I was living up to my nickname. Making everyoneâs job easier.
All day long, it was, âHey, Ratchet, can you câmere a minute?â
âHey, Ratchet, how do I get these oil rings on?â
âHey, Ratchet, can you show me how to use this torque wrench?â
Even without Charlizeâs tips for being charmed, I was getting noticed.
WRITING EXERCISE: Write a multiparagraph answer.
Writing Format âMULTIPARAGRAPH ANSWER: Thoughts organized into more than one complete paragraph in order to answer an essay question.
What did Dad find out about Moss Tree Park from Herman Mossâs niece?
Dad found out that Herman Moss has one relative still alive â a niece who lives in England. Dad thought she might know something about the park, so he found her number and called her.
She told Dad that every year on her birthday, she got a card from Uncle Herman with a photo of a tree that he planted in her name somewhere on one of his pieces of property. His card always said:
âShade for man
And shelter for animals,
Planted in your name,
May you be the same for those around you,
Every year the same.â
She had saved all the photos and cards and still had them in a box.
She knew that when her uncle died, he had donated all the land he owned to different