Itâs me, Rachel, Iâm ready to draw you that first picture. When he opened the door, the basenji dog had squealed. Dennis had bent down, and the little dog had kissed him all over his face. I thought about the look in Dennisâs eyes, when he finally could take them off his dog.
I also believed my dog to be the best thing since indoor plumbing. I had rescued Dashiell from some wrong headed, mean-spirited young entrepreneurs I had run into on a case, people who planned to make money fighting him when he grew up. I liberated him in such a fashion, letâs say, that I didnât take the time to get his pedigree.
Sometimes when the right dog finds you, he has papers. Sometimes he doesnât. Hey, I have papers. My divorce document. Itâs not much to curl up against on a cold night. A dog is much better suited for that job.
Hugging Dashiell, I fell asleep happy, but I woke up in the middle of the night with a start. Was it a dream that woke me? I couldnât remember. All I could remember was that sign at the pier.
Donât be caught alone .
I almost always was, more and more of late. I was thirty-eight, suspicious, competitive, too independent on the surface for the taste of most of the men I met, and under the surface, much too frightened to suit my own.
Even if I could have fallen asleep again, it wouldnât have been worth lying there and rehashing my whole life before I finally got fed up enough to sleep. I got up and went into the spare bedroom, a little two-by-four job where I did my paperwork.
Dennisâs book was on the desk where I had tossed it earlier. I took it onto the guest bed, slid under the blankets, and began to read about Antonia, who was five and who had always wanted a dog, ever since she was four and a half. When she finds Eliot, she is sure that he was meant to be hers.
âI guess it wasnât meant to be,â I told my sister, Lillian, after the divorce.
âWell,â she said, meaning âbullshit,â meaning she thought I had fucked up again, âwhat are you going to do now ?â meaning now that I had ruined my life, just as she always knew I would.
âMove back to the city,â I said. âI never should have left. And get a dog!â
âYouâre not going back to dog training, are you? Why donât you get a normal job, Rachel?â
âI donât know,â I said, thinking of how much I hated going backward.
I had closed the school and moved to Westchester so Jack and I could have a ânormal life,â whatever that was. What had I been thinking! But it was done, and now Iâd have to go forward. But to what?
âLook, maybe until you think of something else, Ted couldââ
Oh, God. I was filled with panic at the thought of working in the garment industry.
âWell,â I said, wanting to make her as miserable as she had just made me, âIâve always wanted to be a detective.â
It was simply the most annoying thing I could think of on such short notice.
âRachel, have you completely lost your mind!â
I had a strong suspicion it was a rhetorical question, so I didnât bother to answer her.
âYou know, I can really see myself doing investigation work. Jack always said I was the nosiest bitch he ever met, or maybe that was just during the financial disclosure part of the divorce. Anyway, the hours would suit me, and I wouldnât have to wear panty hose.â
âA detective ,â she bellowed, âso now that youâre finished being Clyde Beatty youâre going to become Dickless Tracy?â
Just like that, for the first time in eight months I started to feel like myself again.
âOh my God, Rachel, tell me youâre not serious.â
âI canât. I am.â
Of course I wasnât. Not yet, anyway. I was just having some fun for a change.
âRachel!â She was fairly hysterical by now. âRachelâyou