little, tiny smile?â continued Salvador.
âNo!â snapped Lupe again, moving the whole of her hips.
âOh, yes, here, here itâs coming, Lupe. Itâs coming, that little smile,â he said, showing his teeth with a big grin, just as a stud would now do.
âOh, Salvador!â said Lupe, not being able to stand it anymore. And she now suddenly smiled, showing her own teeth, and she stuck her tongue out at him. âI donât want to smile! Because, well, itâs all still true,â she said, hitting him, âif Iâd known you then, as I know you now, I never, never wouldâve married you, and thatâs the truth, and you know it! Those first few years of our marriage were awful!â
âYes, of course they were,â he said, calmly. âI agree completely; those first two or three years were awful, and yes, you never wouldâve married me, and I knew that, and so thatâs why I lied. Oh, querida mia, you are still my angel! Just look at you, your eyes, your lips, your little smileâeven when you donât want to smileâand your hands.
âI was watching your hands, querida, when you were in the other room playing with our grandchildren as you told them a story, and the way your hands moved, flying like birds as you spoke to themâoh, Lupe, you still fill my heart with as much love today as you did the first day I saw you! Ah, te amo con todo mi corazón! ââ he shouted with gusto.
There wasnât a dry eye in the whole room. Even the guys were choking.
âBut Salvador, you were MONSTROUS! I canât forgive you for some of the things you did! The distillery blowing up in Tustin, and the police sirens were coming, and I thought you were dead, and Tencha here, still breast-feeding, and oh, it was awful!â
âDONâT FORGIVE HIM!â yelled Carlota from across the room. âYou shouldâve married Mark, Lupe! He was good! He was decent! He didnât eat like a pig! He had table manners!â
Salvador exploded! âMy God, Iâm going to kill this woman yet! Not one moment of peace have we had with her around! And where she gets this mouth of hers, I donât know. Your mother, Lupe, she treated me with respect and intelligence!â
Saying this, Salvador let go of Lupe and started across the room to grab Carlota by the throat and choke her to death. But Carlota was fast, and she quickly shuffled out of the room with her cane in her hand, scurrying across the living room and down the long hallway.
And she was so fast, so quick with her bad hip and all, that everyone started laughing, even Linda. Life, la vida, was so full of turns and twists! And there went Tia Tota, running with that old cane of hers, and Salvador after her.
âWhy did you marry a man like Archie,â he was yelling, âif you hate men so much! He was a bull! Then in Oceanside down by the pier, you were always flirting with all those young men who came into that bar, leaning up over the pool table to fix the balls for them with your short skirt so high that they could see up your underwear! You were el escándalo del barrio! A hypocrite, and a liar!â
âSalvador!â Lupe was shouting. âStop it! Please, stop it! One of you has to have the intelligence to keep respect!â
Everyone was laughing now. The whole thing was hilarious.
âRESPECT, HELL!â Salvador shouted. âYes, I agree with you, Lupe, the first few years of our marriage were AWFUL, like they are for most married people when they finally really start getting to know each other after all that bullshit goodie-goodie shit of courtship! But,â Salvador added with power, âit wouldnât have been so awful if this damn sister of yours hadnât been there at every turn putting in her two cents!
âAdmit it, Lupe, if she hadnât been there with us, we could have planted our Holy Seeds of marriage in the first three