and Stuartâs voice faltered as he asked it.
âYes,â said Irene firmly. âBoys have moved on. The problem is that certain men have failed to move on.â She fixed him with a piercing stare as she made this remark, and Stuart shifted uncomfortably in his seat.
âI donât think we should argue,â he said. âYou know that Iâm fundamentally in sympathy with the idea of bringing up boys to be more sensitive.â
âIâm glad to hear it,â said Irene.
âBut thereâs no reason why Bertie shouldnât play with other boys from time to time,â Stuart said. âAnd I donât mean that he should play in an exclusive sense. I think that boys can be encouraged to play inclusively, but with other boys, if you see what Iâ¦â He trailed off. Irene was staring at him again.
Irene was thinking of Bertieâs friends. She had met several of the boys in his class, and she had to confess that she was not impressed. Tofu, for instance, was a thoroughly unpleasant little boy, as far as she could make out. There had been that unfortunate incident when Bertie had exchanged his dungarees for Tofuâs jeans, which was bad enough, but when one added to it the fact that this transaction had taken place at a bowling alley in Fountainbridgeâof all placesâTofuâs influence hardly appeared benign.
Then there was Hiawatha whom Irene had come across at several school functions. There was something off about that boy, Irene thought. She had asked Bertie about it, and he had replied that Hiawatha was known for never changing his socks and that this explained the smell.
âWe get used to it, Mummy,â he said. âSometimes Miss Harmony opens the window, which helps. But we donât really mind too much.â
And there were other boys in the class who seemed equally questionable as suitable companions for Bertie. Merlin was decidedly unusual, even by the standards of Stockbridge, where he lived. Irene had met his mother at a parentsâ evening and had found it very difficult to sustain a conversation with somebody who insisted on bringing the discussion back at every opportunity to crystals and their curative properties. If Bertie were to spend too much time with Merlin, then there would be a danger that he would start thinking in an irrational way, and that would be disastrous. No, Merlin was to be discouraged.
That left that very unpleasant boy whom she had seen hanging about the school gates waiting for his father to collect him. What was his name? Larch. That was it. Irene had heard from Bertie that Larch liked arm wrestling and that nobody dared win because he was known to hit anybody who beat him at anything.
âIâm surprised that Miss Harmony lets him behave like that,â said Irene. âItâs a very well-run school, and I know they donât tolerate that sort of behaviour.â
âI donât think that Miss Harmony knows,â said Bertie. âYou see, Mummy, there are two different worlds. Thereâs the grown-up world, and then thereâs the world down below, where boys and girls live. I donât think grown-ups really know whatâs happening down in our world.â
âNonsense, Bertie,â said Irene. âWe know perfectly well whatâs going on. And Iâm sure that Miss Harmony knows exactly what Larch gets up to.â
Bertie said nothing, but he was sure that Irene had no idea of anything that happened at school. And he was equally sure that Miss Harmony knew nothing of Larchâs violent tendencies and all his lies too. That was the trouble with Miss Harmony, and with most grown-ups, Bertie thought. Grown-ups simply did not understand how children lied. Bertie did not lieâhe told the truthâbut all the others lied. Tofu lied all the time, about just about everything. Merlin made up stories about some of the things he had at homeâa crystal that was capable of
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