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presented the cards to Mrs. Corvey.
    "Splendid," said Mrs. Corvey.
    "Oh, won't the amber ones look lovely on my yellow satin?" cried Dora, popping out of the top of her costume as Lady Beatrice freed her hair from the catch. Mr. Felmouth coughed and averted his eyes.
    "They would, dear, but they really ought to go to Miss Rendlesham. She would make the best use of them, after all," said Mrs. Corvey. Dora pouted.
    "Dear Mr. Felmouth, can't you make up some more in different colors? Miss Rendlesham never wears yellow." Dora leaned close and tickled Mr. Felmouth under his chin with her paw-gloved hand. "Please, Mr. Felmouth? Pussy will catch you a nice fish."
    "It, er, ought to be quite easy," said Mr. Felmouth, breathing a little heavily. "Yes, I'm sure I should find nothing easier. Rely on me, ladies."
    "As ever, Mr. Felmouth," said Mrs. Corvey.
     

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    SIX:
    In which Disquieting Intelligence is conveyed
    S IR RICHARD H. was of advanced years, quite stout, and so he preferred to lie on his back and engage the angels of bliss, as he called them, astraddle. He lay now groaning with happiness as Lady Beatrice rode away, her gray gaze fixed on the brass rail of the bed, her red mouth curved in a professional smile in which there was something faintly mocking. Her mind was some distance off, wondering how The Luck of Barry Lyndon was going to turn out, for she had not yet seen a copy of the latest Fraser's Magazine .
    At some point her musings were interrupted by the realization that Sir Richard had stopped moving. Lady Beatrice's mind consented to return to the vicinity of her flesh long enough to determine that Sir Richard was, in fact, still alive, if drenched with sweat and puffing like a railway engine. "Are you quite all right, my dear?" she inquired. Sir Richard nodded feebly. She swung herself off him and down, lithe as though he were a particularly well-upholstered vaulting horse, and checked his pulse nevertheless. Having determined that he was unlikely to expire in the immediate future, Lady Beatrice gave him a brief, brisk sponging off with eau de cologne. He was snoring by the time she drew the blanket up over him and went off to bathe in the adjacent chamber.
    Lady Beatrice tended her own body with the same businesslike impartiality. During her bout with Sir Richard, her nether regions might have been made of cotton batting like a doll's, for all the sensation she had derived from the act. Even now there was only a minor soreness from chafing. Applying lotion, she marveled once again at the absurd fuss everyone made, swooning over flesh, fearing it, dreading it, lusting after it, when none of it really mattered at all...
    She knew there had been a time when the sight of Sir Richard's naked body with its purple tool would have caused her to scream in maidenly dismay; now the poor old thing seemed no more lewd or horrid than a broken-down cart horse. And what had her handsome suitors been but so many splendid racing animals, until they lay blue and stiff in a mountain gorge, when they were even less? They might have had shining souls that ascended to Heaven; it was certainly comforting to imagine so. Bodies in general, however, being so impermanent, were scarcely worth distressing oneself.
    Lady Beatrice got dressed and returned to the boudoir, where she settled into an armchair and retrieved a copy of Oliver Twist from its depths. She read quietly until Sir Richard woke with a start, in the midst of a snore. Sitting up, he asked foggily where his trousers were. Lady Beatrice set her book aside and helped him dress himself, after which she took his arm and escorted him out to the reception area, where he toddled off into the ascending room without so much as a backward glance at her.
    "He might have said 'thank you'," observed Mrs. Corvey, from her chair by the tea-table.
    "A little befuddled this evening, I think," said Lady Beatrice, leaning down to adjust her stocking. "Have I anyone else scheduled