already, usually a trip to the spa
meant freshly waxed pussies and oiled skin with sweet smelling shit that never
failed to make me want to chew the shit out of them. I wonder which one of them
was going to get caught in my crosshairs first.
Chapter 5
Ahh, the sweet Janine it was.
She came in looking all shiny and
buffed, hair bouncing in those big fat curls I loved to bury my face in. Down
boy, we have business with this one first.
"Had a good day?"
"Yes we did, how were the
kids?"
"The kids were good, where're
your sisters?"
"Checking in on the kids."
"Good come in and close the
door." She closed and locked the
door; this way if one of the others came up here they'd know we weren't to be
disturbed.
I sat back in my chair and studied
her as she stood in front of my desk, I didn't want this to disintegrate into a
screaming match where nothing got resolved and she walked away feeling
helpless, so I had to choose my words carefully.
"Now that we're both calm you
want to tell me what happened yesterday?"
She folded her arms and set her mouth
mutinously, not this shit again.
"Babe seriously that stance
you're about to take is only going to get you fucked and not in a good way,
lose the atti and tell your man what the fuck is wrong, I can't fix shit if I
don't know shit."
"I don't know what's wrong, I was
talking to mom and..."
"Stop right there, how many
times have we had this conversation? How many times have we come to the same
conclusion? What your mother thinks is not conducive to this family, anyone
who's only going to spread hate and venom can't be too fucking sane so why in
the fuck you'd want to listen to that shit is beyond me."
"But she does have a point
Bradley, I mean how do I know that you're not going to wake up one day and
decide that you'd rather just be with one of the others? I mean they're both
younger and prettier than I am so I'm pretty sure I'll lose there."
"Babe are you fucking shitting
me right now? You can't be serious, what the fuck?"
"These things happen all the
time in conventional marriages so I don't see the big leap."
I'm not sure who I was taking to
right now so I thought it best to hold my peace and let her get all of her shit
out before I tore her a new one.
"Go on, I'm listening."
She paced back and forth arms folded,
as she too seemed to be choosing her words carefully.
When she finally turned to face me
she seemed to have her shit together in her head.
"I think I need to have more of
a say in certain things."
"Like what per se?"
My tone in no way gave away the fact
that I wanted to strangle her ass for being stupid, either her crazy fuck
mother had done a real number on her or she'd finally lost it.
"I don't know, like expenditures
for one I mean somebody has to rein it in, if you're going to be buying quarter
of a million dollar bracelets every month for Anna and twenty thousand dollar
ATVs for Marcy then I think someone with a steady head should be overseeing
things."
"And you think you're more
qualified than I am, me who amassed millions while still in college and went on
to turn those millions into billions? Carry on."
I could see my little interruption
had stumped her but she was nothing if not tenacious.
"Well that's different, it seems
that when it comes to your women you lose all sense and I'm afraid that one day
it's going to land us in trouble, I'm only thinking of the children here."
"Anything else bothering you
sweetheart?"
"No I think that's about it for
now."
"Okay first, you've lost your
fucking mind plain and simple, I thought you'd had enough time last night and
this morning to see how skewed your thinking was but I was wrong, you've gone
around the fucking bend if you think I'll let you control what I do or don't do
for my wives. I noticed you don't mention the shit I've bought you in that
lineup and since I'm not as fucked in the head as you seem to be I'm not going
to throw that shit in your face. I had no idea you were this