eat us all up if they could. Of course, itâs easy enough to get around the alley if youâve got friends looking out for you.â
âFriends to keep you from getting hurt,â added Shane.
âAnd we, as upstanding representatives of the Rabid Rascals,â said Flynn, âdo not want to see you get hurt.â
Now Kit was really confused. âRabid who?â
Shane shook his head. âHe doesnât know the Rabid Rascals.â
Flynn nodded kindly. âThe Rabid Rascals are a neighborhood watch,â he explained. âWeâre a cohort, if you will, of creatures committed to the safety and well-being of all the residents of Ankle Snap Alley.â
âA cohort?â Kit scratched his head. Something didnât sound right. He knew the word
cohort
meant a group, but he began to feel uneasy about how the Blacktail brothers were using the word, as if they meant far more than they said.
âWell,â added Shane with a shrug, âsome might call us a gang. But we only gang up on folks who donât appreciate our protection. Folks that threaten the safety of our neighborhood.â
âAnd its well-being,â added Flynn.
âOf course,â said Shane. âWe are very committed to well-being, as well as being well.â
âOh yes,
being
well most of all,â said Flynn. âAnd inthe interest of
your
being well, Kit, I suggest you stick with us and play a game or three. I bet you crumbs to nuts that this uncle of yours finds his way to you before the sun comes up again on Ankle Snap.â
âI donât think I should be . . . gambling,â said Kit.
âJust until an uncle comes along,â said Shane. âUncles are drawn to the old shell game like church mice to peanuts.â
Both raccoons looked across the alley at a cluster of three mice taking up the narrow path between P. Anselâs Sweet & Best-Tasting Baking Company and a coop of chickens, settling in to their evening gossip outside the roosterâs barbershop. Passersby of all families and furs tried to sidestep the mice, but the little guys got right in the way of cat and rat alike.
âDo you believe peace is possible?â a mouse demanded of a wobbly-looking skunk, shoving a bark pamphlet in his face. âDo you have faith the Wild Ones and the Flealess can live in harmony? We do! We know the way to peace and prosperity!â
The skunk waved him off, staggered around him, and quickly vanished into the dark doorway of a place called Larkanonâs, where a mangy dog dozed by the door.
âMorning, Rocks,â the skunk said as he tossed the dog a few seeds. The dog put them in a pocket of his jacket and grunted without lifting his head.
The mouse with the pamphlet looked sadly afterthe skunk, sighed, and returned to calling out for other passersby. âAll the families of fur and feather, paw and claw, predator and prey, all can live in harmony! We neednât pay the Rascals for protection! We neednât fear the Flealess! The woodpeckerâs fate need not be ours! When the Bone of Contention is found, peace will be at hand!â
âOh, stuff your cheese holes!â Flynn shouted at the mouse, his fangs flashing. The mouse ignored him completely.
âWhatâs the Bone of Contention?â Kit wondered.
âDonât mind about those church mice and their fables, Kit.â Flynn captured his attention once more, all smiles. âYou know the game, shells-and-nuts?â
âI . . . uh . . . ,â Kit mustered.
âYou got any seeds in that fine coat of yours?â
âWell . . . I have seeds, but I really shouldnât . . . I wouldnât want toââ
âIf we all lived by shoulds, we wouldnât do a thing worth doing!â Shane cut him off. âSeeds are meant for spending, not for shoulding about in pockets!â
Kit was still puzzling out