the wife of the Government Agent, but she had married late and had lived in Africa only one yearâshe had not yet learned that however eager one might be, the questions must always be judicious, careful. But Mr. Archipelago was bland. He did not mind the curiosity of his lady customers.
âNo, dear lady, it is not her name. Why should a person not pick his own name? It sounds Italian. I liked it. It suits me. Do you know what it means?â
âWell, of course,â Mrs. Webley-Pryce said uncertainly. âAn archipelago isâwell, itâsââ
âA sea with many islands, according to the Concise Oxford. That has been my life. A sea with many islands.â
âThis is one of them, I suppose?â
âThe most enduring so far,â he replied. âTwelve years I have been here.â
âReally? Thatâs a long time. Youâll go back, though, someday?â
âI have no wish to go back,â Mr. Archipelago answered offhandedly. âI would like to die here and be buried in my own garden. Perhaps if I were buried under the wild orchids they would grow better. I have tried every other kind of fertilizer.â
âYou canât be serious,â Mrs. Webley-Pryce protested. âAbout not going back, I mean.â
âWhy not? I like it here.â
âBut itâs so far away from everything. So far from home.â
âFor you, perhaps,â Mr. Archipelago said. âBut then, you are not a true expatriate. You may stay twenty years, but you are a visitor. Your husband, thoughâdoes he anticipate with pleasure the time when he will retire and go back to England?â
She looked at him in surprise.
âNoâhe dreads it, as a matter of fact. Thatâs understandable, though. His work is here, his whole life. Heâs been here a long time, too, you know. But itâs rather different. He was sent out here. He had to come.â
âDid he?â
âOf course,â she said. âIf a person goes in for colonial administration, he must go to a colony, mustnât he?â
âIndeed he must,â Mr. Archipelago said agreeably. âIf he goes in for colonial administration, it is the logical step.â
âBut for a hairdresser,â she said, âitâs not the sort of place most people would exactly chooseââ
âAhaânow we come to it. You are one of those who believe I did not choose to come here, then? That I was, perhaps, forced to leave my own country?â
âI didnât mean thatââ Mrs. Webley-Pryce floundered. âAnd I suppose itâs a blessing for the European women that thereâs someone in a tiny station like this who can do hairââ
âEven if it is only Archipelago with his equipment that belongs in a museum. Well, well. Tell me, madamâwhat isthe current theory about me? It changes, you know. This interests me greatly. No, pleaseâI am not offended. You must not think so. Only curious, just as you are curious about me. Once, I remember, I was said to have been a counterfeiter. Another time, I had deserted my wife and family. Through the years, it has been this and that. Perhaps one of them is true. Or perhaps not. To maintain dignity, one must have at least one secretâdonât you agree?â
Mrs. Webley-Pryce gave him a sideways glance.
âI have heard,â she admitted, âabout there having been some trouble. Iâm sure it couldnât have been true, thoughââ
But Mr. Archipelago neither confirmed nor denied. He tested a curl, and finding it satisfactory, he began to remove the mass of iron from the hair. Mrs. Webley-Pryce, embarrassed by his silence, turned to Doree, who was applying bleach to her own long yellow hair.
âSpeaking of names, Iâve always meant to ask you about yours, Doree. Itâs rather unusual, isnât it?â
âYeh,â Doree said, through her mane. âI
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