of 1982. I believe the initials of the five high scorers were the same. Yep, AJD, that was me.â
âOh, get ready for a challenge,â he dares me.
âYouâre on,â I tell him as we jump up from the table at the same time and run out the door toward Adamâs home.
After four games and three bonus rounds, it was a tie: 200,008 to 200,008.
âMust have something to do with this place,â Adam says as we both agree, laughing.
âYou know, I donât know how this is going to sound, but Iâm just going to say it,â he says, putting his arms around my waist. âIâm kind of glad you died when I did.â
âAnd somehow, I take that as the supreme compliment,â I say, looking into his eyes.
âSilver lining,â he whispers, leaning into me.
I spent my first night in heaven at a hot investment bankerâs Hamptons-style house.
In the morning, as I started to try to sneak out, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. No makeup smudges and my hair still looked perfect.
I got back into bed.
Adam turned over and put his arms around me. His breath was clean.
The Jig Is Up
I knew it! I just knew it!
This whole thing was too good to be true. I just knew it! Nothing comes for free in this world (or this world).
So I come back to my Len Jacobsâs farmhouse after the best sex Iâve ever had in my entire life and death, and this frigging angel is sitting at my kitchen table.
âOh, hi,â I said, real nonchalant. âAre you here to clean up? I didnât sleep at home last night, but there are some dirty dishes on the dining room table and I believe I left a tub of ice cream upstairs in the main bedroom.â What did I know? Why would some angel be sitting in my home?
âNo, Alex,â this angel, a woman, about sixty, with a bad dye job and feathered wings, said, smirking as she got up and put a coffee cup in my Len Jacobsâs sink. âIâm Deborah, your guardian angel. You might remember me. Do I look a little familiar to you?â
I started to think. Now that she mentioned it, she was starting to look a little familiar.
âWere you at the Radnor Rolls roller rink when I was in the sixth grade and fell and broke my wrist?â
âYes!â she exclaimed. âI played the part of the director of the roller rink. You might have broken your arm altogether if I hadnât caught you.â
âWait, was that you the other night? The night I died, I got really wasted at Jones and a cab pulled up? Werenât you the woman driving the cab?â
âMe again.â
âYou were a brunette.â
âSometimes Iâm a brunette, sometimes a redhead. I change it depending on how I feel that day.â
âI know what you mean,â I said, pouring myself a cup of coffee. âWell, thanks for watching over me. You saved me from driving myself home from Jones the other night, but I guess you were a little slow a couple of hours later with that MINI Cooper, huh?â I laughed, but she didnât. âI was actually just about to make some midmorning waffles. Iâm loving this no-gaining-weight thing. You interested in joining me?â
âUh, sure, Iâm never one to turn down waffles,â she paused, âbut to tell you the truth, Iâm here to discuss some things with you.â
I wasnât really listening to her as I grabbed bacon out of the Sub-Z.
âItâs so nice of you to come and see me,â I said, pulling out the waffle maker, which, as it goes here, was already full of perfectly light and fluffy waffles cooked to golden brown perfection.
I served two plates of waffles with blueberries and maple syrup on my MacKenzie-Childs blue-flowered, gold tipped Honeymoon plates.
âOh, mimosas!â I suddenly remembered, jumping up.
âAlex,â she said, âwhy donât you take a seat for a second.â
So I did. I honestly thought she was just