home.
That was new for her. With Thomas and Ryan, Corinne had greeted him at the door with a big smile and told him the news. But this last time, she had wanted him there. He remembered that. He had been lying in bed, flipping stations on the television. She had gone into the bathroom. He thought the test might take a few minutes, but that wasnât the case. She had come running out of the bathroom with the strip.
âAdam, look! Iâm pregnant!â
Had the strip looked like this?
He didnât know.
Adam clicked the second link and just dropped his head into his hands.
FAKE SILICONE BELLIES!
These came in various sizes: First trimester (1â12 weeks), second trimester (13â27 weeks), third trimester (28â40 weeks). There was also an extra-large size and one for twins, triplets, and evenquadruplets. There was a photograph of a beautiful woman gazing lovingly at her âpregnantâ belly. She wore wedding-gown white and held lilies in her hand.
The sales pitch on the top read:
Nothing throws you in the spotlight like being pregnant!
And underneath that, a less subtle pitch:
Get better presents!
The product was made of âmedical-grade siliconeâ that the site described as âthe closest thing to skin invented so far!â On the bottom, there were video testimonials from âreal Fake-A-Pregnancy clients.â Adam clicked on one. A pretty brunette smiled into the camera and said, âHi! I love my silicone belly. Itâs so natural!â She went on to explain that it had arrived in just two business days (not quite as fast as the pregnancy test, but you wouldnât need it as fast, would you?) and that she and her husband were adopting and didnât want their friends to know. The second womanâthis time a thin redheadâexplained that she and her husband were using a surrogate and didnât want their friends to know (Adam hoped, then, for their sakes that their friends were not creepy enough to frequent this website and out them). The final testimonial was from a woman who used the fake belly to play âthe funniest joke everâ on her friends.
She must have some pretty strange friends.
Adam clicked back to the cart page. The last item listed was . . . oh man . . . fake ultrasound sonograms.
2-D or 3-D! Your choice!
The fake sonograms were on sale for $29.99. Glossy, matte, or even a transparency. There were fields so you could type in a doctorâs name, a hospitalâs or clinicâs name, and the date of the ultrasound. You could choose your fetusâs gender or just the odds (âMaleâ80% certaintyâ), not to mention their ages, twins, you name it. For an extra $4.99, you could âadd a hologram to your fake sonogram to make it appear more authentic.â
He felt sick. Had Corinne splurged for the hologram? Adam couldnât remember.
Again the website tried to make it seem like people would buy this for laughs. âPerfect for Bachelor Parties!â Yeah, what a knee-slapper. âPerfect for Birthday Parties and even Christmas Gags!â Christmas gag? Wrap up a fake pregnancy test and leave it under the tree for Mom and Dad. Laughs galore.
Of course, the âgagâ talk was a cover for lawsuit protection. There was no way this site didnât know that people were using it for purposes of deception.
Thatâs it, Adam. Keep showing outrage. Keep ignoring the obvious
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That dazed feeling was back. There was nothing more to be done tonight. He would go to bed. He would lie down and think about it. Donât do anything rash. Too much was at stake. Stay calm. Block, if you have to.
He walked past both of his sonsâ bedrooms as he headed toward his own. Their rooms, this whole house, suddenly seemed so fragile, made of eggshells, and if he wasnât careful, what the stranger had told him could crush them all.
He entered the bedroom that he shared with his wife. A trade
Elizabeth Amelia Barrington